I am a young man who was born in 1980, 
June 21st specifically, in Thunder Bay, Ontario.

Oh I didn't live there for very long at all. Such 
a short period of time in fact that I don't have 
any memories of it whatsoever.

We moved to Oshawa. We, that is: Me, my 
Brothers (Tom and Pete), and my Parents (Mom 
and Dad).

We lived at 906 Southridge Street until 
Christmas of Grade Eight. Don't worry, I'll start 
using actual years when I go into the real world. 
Until then time only works when school is in 
session.

We moved to Courtice, Ontario, A.K.A. Clarington, 
where I finished grade eight at M.J. Hobbs. Which 
is, was, and always will be, a pit of suffering. 

High School at Courtice Secondary School, 
favorite teachers being:
- Mr. Saitz - Grade Nine English
- Mr. Schultz - Various social studies courses
- Mr. Wunderlich - Ancient Civilizations
- Mr. Walkau - Chemistry. Very cool, though I 
nearly failed his class.
- Mrs. Clarke - very cool, though I did actually 
fail her OAC Finite Math class.

In October of 2000 I moved into a small two bedroom basement apartment in Toronto with a friend, Jocelyn De Backere. Things here are civil, but i tend to stay in my room as much as possible when her boyfriend Seth is visiting.

I had to move to Toronto because I'm a student at The Ontario College of Art and Design to study film and what-not. We'll see how that goes. School I mean, film is where I live.

I must make movies, or I will die sad and alone.