Past ProgramsFrom the desk of RobinWeasel Squad Public Relations Manager Operation Barricade: Operation Barricade was abandoned, along with Operation Book Worm, whith the change in living arrangements. Nietzsche headed up the operations. Though "Mom" tried several things to divert this operation, including various floor coverings directly in front of the door, the operation was fairly successful. We weren't able to complete our goal of total blockage of hoo-mun entry before we moved, but we were able to cause something called "Not getting a deposit back." We do not know what this means, but assume it indicates some level of success. Operation Book Worm: Operation Book Worm was my idea, back when I was Heavy Equipment Specialist. I would leave the books alone for weeks, then out of the blue, I would dig every book off the bottom shelf and onto the floor. For a week or so, I would make sure that even if the books were replaced, sometimes even as the books were replaced, they would find their way back to the floor. I even attacked "Mom's" hand while she put the books back on the shelf. Then, I would leave them alone for several more weeks again. I am quite sure the hoo-muns were completely flumoxed. Again, this operation was abandoned when we moved, but if I ever get the opportunity again, it will be the first program I start up! |