There are many different ways of getting treats! Today you'll learn about four basic methods practiced by dogs all over the world! The Sad Dog Method When your humans are sitting down (preferably in the kitchen) then run over to them and start crying loudly. Sniff and cry and try to get into their lap. Your humans will feel so sorry for you that (hopefully) they'll give you a treat! The Preforming Dog Method Start preforming trick after trick. Run around the room dancing. Jump and frolic. Do a couple flips. Shake hands with your humans. Your humans will be so amazed that (hopefully) they'll give you a treat. The Sweet Dog Method Race over to your humans and jump into their laps. Lick and kiss them and cuddle on to the chair beside you. The humans will be so overwelmed with happiness that (hopefully) they'll give you a treat. The Smart Dog Method Go into your humans' bookself and get a copy of a book. Try to chose a big one by William Shakepeare or Charles Dickinson or such... Then run over to where the treats are. Pretend to read the book. Your humans will be so impressed that (hopefully) they'll give you a treat. BACK Geocities