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Dog Rules

Hi! Miss Lady, Mister Samson, and I attempted to draw up some guidelines for dogowners. This is how it went. ~sigh~ I give up!
  The dogs are not allowed in the house.
  Okay. . . the dogs are allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
  The dogs are allowed in all rooms, but have to stay off the furniture.
  The dogs can get on the old furniture only.
  Fine . . . the dogs are allowed on all the furniture but are not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
  ~sigh~ Okay . . . the dogs are allowed on the bed but only by invitation.
  The dogs can sleep on the bed whenever they want but not under the covers.
  The dogs can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
  ~sigh~ Okay, okay . . . the dogs can sleep under the covers every night.
  The humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dogs!

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