IF LIFE IS A WASTE OF TIME AND TIME IS A WASTE OF LIFE, THEN LET'S ALL GET WASTED TOGETHER AND HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES.
IF CLINTON WERE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC, HE'D SAY WE WERE STOPPING FOR ICE.
REMEMBER, IT'S NOT, "HOW HIGH ARE YOU?" IT'S "HI, HOW ARE YOU?"
BEWARE OF LIMBO DANCERS
ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY... THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS A GOVERNMENT JOB.
I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME THAN A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY.
FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE SCREWING FOR VIRGINITY.
NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS, SOME OTHER GUY IS SICK AND TIRED OF PUTTING UP WITH HER
SHIT.
IT'S HARD TO MAKE A COMEBACK WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE.
IF VOTING COULD REALLY CHANGE THINGS, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL.
THIS BUBBLE GUM TASTES LIKE RUBBER. YEAH, BUT IS LASTS A LONG TIME. AND IT BLOWS GREAT
BUBBLES.
A WOMAN'S RULE OF THUMB, IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE WITH
IT.
JESUS SAVES! BUT WOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN BETTER IF HE WOULD HAVE INVESTED.
IF PRO IS OPPOSITE OF CON, THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS? CONGRESS.
