What a Woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up , your stuff is laying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do the laundry right now!!!!"

What a Man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, balh, YOU AND I
blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!

1999 Nick Boice