I REALLY AM the Goddess of Inertia
See, you wanted to go back didn't you! Well ha ha ha you went
forward instead! That's what inertia is. It's when you drive really
fast and you stop all of a sudden and your MacDonalds Coke
spills on Mom's new car seat covers.
ANYWAY, enough of this rambling on, I made you go the way
you didn't want to go, so admit it, I CONTROL ALL YOU LITTLE
SUCKERS!!!!!