Every once in a great while, or so the story goes, a great ruler will rise up and lead the world in to the next millenium. For years now, scholars have been pouring over the religious texts and inspecting every verse and note, squabbling about the meaning and the timing like brothers and sisters arguing over who owns more of the nintendo or playstation. But for years now they have squabbled and bickered amongst themselves, until now. After years of eye squinting research and mind racking calculations, they have found the answers. In the year 47AC (after creation), the Almighty Spork shall rise from the ocean and take his seat on the left hand side of the plate. Once he has ascended his throne, the fork and spoon will be no more and he shall pass judgement upon all who worship these false idols. His judgement shall be swift and harsh. I, a proud member of the Spork faith, invite you to visit The Church of Modern Day Sporks at our web site. It is dedicated to The Almighty Spork. Although we are fast approaching the day of judgement, our efforts to make people see the light (or at least the plastic wrapping) are growing with fast proportions. There are many out there who would gladly worship the Almighty Spork if they only knew what he stood for. Thank you.