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private - 11/26/00 07:01:46
Degree of weird/funny: sick but funny to me
Thing you learnt with that story: my baby really loves me
Comments:
one time me and my girlfriend waz wrestling around on her bed(not makin out or having sex,we waz wrestling}then she squeezed one of my nostrils and started laughin,then i juss breathed real hard out of my other ooone and a buger flew into her mouth then we both looked at each other and started laughing,then she ate it!!!!thaz my baby
na - 11/19/00 05:34:26
My Email:na
Thing you learnt with that story: I guess pet skunks will take alot of shit
Comments:
I used to know a guy with a full grown pet skunk he raised in his house. It
still had its sprayer and everything. It would crawl over the top of our shoes.
then one day a friend of mine that was with me punched it in the face, and the
skunk didnt do anyth ng. It was crazy and funny.
IJ'm not telling you that! - 10/13/00
06:47:43
My Email:No wayzz
From:: RY
Degree of weird/funny: Oh my God this is tooo funny ! A+++++
Thing you learnt with that story: Don't mess with me baby!
Comments:
I was walking around in a mall, and i fell on this girls foot, andd she kicked
me in the head. I bought her an ice cream and she put it down my pants. Love
is beautifull. =)
Tu aguela - 09/26/00 18:10:54
My Email:Tu_aguela@hotmail.com
From:: You
Degree of weird/funny: Funny
Thing you learnt with that story: It's funny
Comments:
Mi aguela me la chupa. Tu aguela me la chupa. Tu aguela me la chupa? Tu aguela
me la chupa.
beth - 04/23/00 18:47:12
My Email:can't tell you that!!!
From:: pa
Degree of weird/funny: very
Thing you learnt with that story: peeing your pants in public is very
embarrassing!!
Comments:
Well, one nice summer afternoon, me and my family went to our county fair. They have alot of rides, including the really fast ones and the really scary ones. Well, anyways, me and my friend dedided to go in the mirror palace and i was laughing so hard tha
i actually pised my pants.So, then i had to walk around the park for the rest of the night with wet pants!! It was so embarrassing!!!!!!!!! :)~
Daz - 04/12/00 16:32:07
My Email:daz.keelor@bt.com
From:: Manchester / UK.
Degree of weird/funny: V.Wierd
Thing you learnt with that story: Don't take the p*ss
Comments:
I was serving with the British Army in Cyprus and me and a mate of mine (a Paratrooper) had a day off, so rather than go out drinking ALL day, I suggested we go get a couple of shotguns out and go ask a local farmer if we could shoot vermin on his land.
We drove up into the hills & arrived at a remote farm, we got out of the vehicle and I said "You stay here with the 2 guns by the stable, because we dont want to scare the farmer !"
I approached the farm knocked on the door and this Cypriot answered, I showed him my Army ID and asked if we could go up into the hills and shoot vermin (especially dingos, as there were lots of them in the country) he was well pleased and gave us his who
e hearted thanks. I thanked hin and turned to leave, then he asked:
"'scusey me, for I ask very beeg favour ?"
"Yes, anything !"
"I would like for you to shoot my old horse, he's a lame and de vet, he charge many pounds & dollars to put him out of misery!, he is only horse in stable, by your friend" I agreed to his request and said would do it immediately.
As I was going back to my Paratrooper friend, I thought that I'd wynd up my mate, as he's a bit thick and a bit of a flapper !
So I put on a very angry face and strode up to him, cursing and swearing, "What's up ?"
"Bloody farmer told us to F - off !"
"I'll show him !" says i grabbing my shotgun and loading it with 2 cartridges, I immediately put it to the horses head and let off both barrells, killing the horse instantly. I paused for a few seconds to let the smoke dissappear and just as i was turning
to laugh at my mate, I heard another 2 shots ring out !
He had shot the 2 farmers dogs and said "Bas*ard farmer, if there's killing going on, I want to be involved !!!!!"
We left the farm immediatley, with 2 dead dogs over our shoulders and legged it into the hills, to bury the dogs and then escape into the night.
Stacey Halwey - 04/04/00 19:32:44
My URL:http://homestead.juno.com/blueiblondie/stacey_2.html
My Email:BLUEiBLONDIE@juno.com
Degree of weird/funny: A+
Comments:
A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeders. But one day, everyone was under the speed limit, the officer found the problem: a 10 year old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said "RADAR T
AP AHEAD."
A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy's accomplice, another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket at his feet, full of change.
The Singles Guide - 03/08/00 17:21:05
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/singlesguide
My Email:singlesguide@yahoo.com
From:: The Netherlands
Degree of weird/funny: max
Thing you learnt with that story: What is Colombian honesty
Comments:
The girl that I met was from Cali Colombia. She ran her own dating agency. As far as I was able to research, this was in association with a big dating agency, located in Mexico. We fell in love. She came to me and lived on mÿ>
From:: The Nether
ands
Degree of weird/funny: max
Thing you learnt with that story: What is Colombian honesty
Comments:
The girl that I met was from Cali Colombia. She ran her own dating agency. As far as I was able to research, this was in association with a big dating agency, located in Mexico. We fell in love. She came to me and lived on my expenses at my place. When w
th me, she asked if she could call her family in Colombia. Off course I agreed. She told me clearly she wanted to pay for her own calls, afterwards I think to convince me of her honesty. At one moment we even got engaged. I was crazy about her. Than I dis
overed she was cheating me with her old friend. The person she didn't want to see anymore, she told me... Off course I asked her to explain her behavior. She didn't want to.
In the time she lived with me, I had the opportunity to find out how her agency was working. When men wrote letters to her agency, she answered them all in such a way, that the men would continue to correspond. The basic of her income was each letter that
the ladies in her agency would accept from the men. US 3 for every letter. So, she was carefully working on it, that letters would continue to come in. She answered all the letters in such a way, that the men never would give up to write that lady.
The men never knew who in fact was writing to them. The lady of their choice herself, or this Calena (my girlfriend...). When she was gone I discovered she stole French money from me, that I just left in my house. Because she wasn't that cleaver at all,
he didn't notice she took for picture without knowing this.
I stopped the relation as soon as I found out about her being not honest at all. She went back to Cali - Colombia. She promised me to pay back some expenses, and to give me back my private stuff. After a long time I was still waiting for her to mail me ba
k my personal belongings. Only promises, promises. One moment I decided to travel all the way long to Cali, a ten hour flight, to go to her place to find out what really was happening. And of course to try to get back my properties. It didn't work.
When she was trying to find out what was happening she used many names: Maritza Robledo, Luz Amparo Salazar, Sandra Patricia Cruz, etc. Of course, the only reason to do so was keeping her real name out of this business. Somebody might get really angry one
day. Guess what can happen when your real name and address are on-line...
I asked her over 200 times to send back my stuff to show she can somehow be honest, and keep once in her life a simple promise. But this woman just doesn't want to be honest.
Again an example from the real mentality that lots of Colombian ladies have. They impress you at first with the nice way they look. But once she dig a little deeper, into their souls and hearts, well, their beauty changes rapidly from gray to very black.
Does she realize herself, how much she is one of the reasons, that so many people living in my country, and close to it, stopped about thinking ever to start a relation with a woman from Colombia... Well, to you, honest Colombianas, I can only say: this l
dy ruined your chances on meeting honest fellow country-men, who would love to have you in his life one day... I'm still wondering what she wants with my insurance card, my traveler bag??? Tormenting me... Is it just typical Colombian honesty as her firs
mail explained...
Funny - 12/28/99 02:25:52
Degree of weird/funny: A+++++++++
Comments:
I Was Downstairs As my brother was going around farting I Screamed AHHHHHHH!!!
My Brother Was in Alot of Pain As I Told hes Friends That i had said he loves Emily Sheflet his Girlfriend I Giggled.
i Said He Was Dirty
Because he Didn't wash his Hands
Sarah - 11/10/99 10:05:23
My Email:sailor_moon6@hotmail.com
From:: me ha ha ha
Degree of weird/funny: huh???
Thing you learnt with that story: nothing
Comments:
Some guys r just sooo caring while others r like shit some r sleases while others
cant even get a date ... if u want lots of xxx date a loser
- 11/08/99 00:13:56
Comments:
Some guyz r not lyke dat! My amn is totally honest wit me! he tells me evrything dat he does or goin 2 do! In dis kind of world, I have found a Diamond!!!
I Luv him 2 death!
Laa-Laa - 11/01/99 16:21:15
Degree of weird/funny: good
Thing you learnt with that story: nothing
Comments:
tom is wierd AND funny.
Veronica - 10/24/99 22:26:18
My Email:manda@interlog.com
Degree of weird/funny: unusual
Thing you learnt with that story: finding someone within 16 blocks of you is not an easy task
Comments:
I did some research on relationships and dating. According to one source, I
read that it is easier to find someone within 16 blocks of you than if he lives
in the next city. The person who concluded this will be shaken after what I
have to say. A few years ago I placed an ad. I described who I was, what I wanted
in a guy, and what my life goals were. The next day I went to the site where
I posted my personal ad and several guys apparently looked at my ad, but only
two responded. The guy I end d up seeing wasn't even remotely honest with me.
When he said "what else is there to know about me" something in me told me he
wasn't being honest. I found several discrepancies in what he told me when he
emailed me as compated to when I met him. I was disappointed and decided that
meeting guys wasn't worth my time anymore because they can't be honest. If you
want to get to know a person, being honest is the way. Veronica
Rob - 07/18/99 21:12:54
My Email:ontscan@hotmail.com
From:: Ont , Canada
Degree of weird/funny: DEAD
Thing you learnt with that story: I knew it!
Comments:
In 1996 I got into IRC...and found a small IRC server in Oz.
All was good , I had made alot of cool friends..and we were all tight!
Now I was the only Canuck on that damn server so the time diff was a killer..
well one night a girl from Montreal came on..she fit right in...sick humor like the rest of us , hehe
So sick in fact...never mind head of myself
She falls for this Aussie guy , who was a regular in my #...
Now this girl said he was in Phantom Of THE Opera...( yeah right I aways said... ) she ahd a pic....cute !...
Ok , so she is in love with Sol attack on the plane...it never Left Toronto...!
She was rushed to Hospital...
The next 12 hrs....deosnt thos chick DROP DEAD !
Now ever 1 is crying in the channel...but me...( ya see I am a thumb here dont ya )
I thought...this aint right...I recalled I got an email from her a LONGtime ago...I rmember her last name ...etc...
so off to the Net Directory I went....well well..there was her home tel # !! :)
( ya all see where this is going huh )
Now I also had to be carefull of my IRC friends who belived this !
So I called her...she used IBM.NET " ahh Rachel..this is Paul sys admin for IBM net , your mail fine , were having mail server probs " she replies no probs here...
WTF!!
She is alive....!!
Lucky I did make a .wav file file of that phone call.....
a day later...I asked afriend do you really buy this shit of her dead...I mean I cant seem to belive it...
She said HELL NO...I thought I was the only 1...well one wav file emailed :)
Within 1 hr...everyone knew...and MAIL BOMED her ass....she caused them so much pain!!
But I busted her LOL
and got tape it !!...HAHA made a wv file...god this is good.!
My gf at that time...now ( 4 weeks later ) is visting her Aunt....near our town , maybe 2 hrs away..
My gf is walking with her Cousin...now she meets a guy from HER ( not so dead chicks ) howntown...and askes about her....well well...if she isnt what her pic was....a MENTAL PATEINT !!!!
Her parents moved to West Canada....but bought her a computer so that she would not get bored...well that she didnt huh
My gf got home, and we told more of the Rachel girl....they were is more disbelif....I mean...it just didnt sit well...things didnt add up with me about her..I got along with her...but always thought HMMMMM
So now poor Solly was in love with A Mental Pateint who spends 90 % of her time in a jacket!!
but he was glad I exposed her for her....we never heard from her again....however my background did include ( not spelling huh LOL ) but Police WOrk..so Idid run her....she was alive n well...AND facing Criminal Charges for other NET offences...see play d
ad..and thast a crime..called ( In Canada ) Impersonation...False Pretense....all punishable by jail !
She was up for several charges , of this type...she had been on the net all day / night...diff nicks..diff servers..doing the same...
Now she may R.I.P
Ppl huh
Shhesh
Kiss - 06/19/99 12:24:29
My URL:http://NT
My Email:sweetdream1@hotmail.com
From:: Nt
Degree of weird/funny: very funny
Thing you learnt with that story: that there are wierdos in this earth
Comments:
Julie - 03/19/99 06:48:10
Degree of weird/funny: oh this almost qualifies as pitiful:)
Thing you learnt with that story: never mix 2am, a boy crazy girl, and
computer together
Comments:
This one night my friend Patty was over for the night and we were up talking. I made a stupid comment like "I'm just soo sick of all the boring guys that go to our school" Then we got around to talking about these season passes to an amusement park in o
r area that we got.. each season pass came with a free ticket for a friend and we were discussing who each of us should take when we went. Then Patty tells me that I should look on the internet for someone.. Well it being 2am and everything I wasn't quit
thinking straight so I said "hey that's a cool idea!" And I get onto the ICQ website and post a message on my cities message board offering a 16-20 year old guy a free trip to the amusement park. Well as you can imagine every 16-20 year old guy that rea
the message got in contact with me.. I thought it was kind of funny and I still needed someone to take with me.. so I wrote all of their names on seperate pieces of paper and then picked one out of a jar... Well anyway I picked up the guy and we went to
he amusement park and he got my phone number from patty (who thought the whole thing was hilarious) I really wasn't to into this guy but he was becoming obsessed with me.. So he started calling me several times a day.. Even after I told him that I didn't
ike him.. One day I came home and their was 20 messages all from him on my machine! Then on valintines day he sent me 2 dozen red roses and stuffed animal.. (he got my address out of the phone book I guess. Unless Patty gave that to him too..) The guy i
totally stalking me and it's absolutely discusting. So JEFFERY if you're reading this: GET A LIFE! Anyway.. the moral of the story is that you HAVE to be EXTREMELY careful with internet and romance, and never ever post a lonely message at 2 in the mor
ing..
Marty - 03/08/99 15:08:37
My URL:http://mypage.goplay.com/Marty25B/
My Email:Marty25B@goplay.com
From:: Australia
Degree of weird/funny: Hummors and Sad
Thing you learnt with that story: Never to judge a women on her Hairstyle
Comments:
This is my true story on how I had this problem with women with bobbed hair
I thought they were perfect and they could do nothing wrong please read my weird
story and tell me what you think. P.S Please dont re write the story just put
a link to my web site. Marty