SMS RECEIVED FROM FRIENDS

KODEESWARAN

Cherish the person u really like, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them coz u won't know how important they are untill they are out of ur life.. Gd ngt.

I may not b the most important person in ur LIFE...
But just hope that one day Whn u hear my name
u wud just SMILE & SAY
"Hey I missed u ..."

Udambu sari illainnu doctor kitta ponaen.. Doctor sonnaru ethavathu oru loosukku sms anuppuna sariya poidumnu..
Enakku vunna vitta vera yaara therium..?

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Sending U 1000000000 smiles,.
Take 1 for now. Keep 999999999 in UR heart.
Pickout 1 everytime U think of me
Bcoz I want 2 c U smiling always. GUD NITE

FRIENDSHIP is a network that needs....
No recharge!
no roaming!
no validity limit!
no activiation
no signal problems
Just don't switch off ur HEART...
Gud Evening

When we were kids we couldn't wait to grow up to fall in luv...now...that v r grown up we realise that wounded knees were better than broken hearts..
GOOD MORNING

GALILEO: Great Mandai...
EINSTEIN: Genius Mandai...
NEWTON: Extraordinary Mandai...
BILL GATES: Brilliant Mandai...
YOU: Mara Mandai..

"ONe Beautiful Heart Is Better Than Thousand Beautiful Faces.
A Pure Heart Is Worth It's Weight In Gold"
good night

YUVARAJ

Friend in diff languages
Hindi - Dosth
German - Freund
Hebrew - Chaver
French - Ami
Pinoy - Kabigan
Dutch - Vrend
Mexican - Amigo
Tamil - Thozha
For me just simply "u"

Always be happy; always wear a sile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...

A coin is easy 2 earn, but A FRIEND is hard 2 find. The coin depreciates but a FRIEND appreciate. I lost a coin 4 this msg, but gain a priceless friend like "U" this is my asset in this world.

A SHORT LOVE STORY:
A GIRL PROPOSED 2 U
U SAID SORRY
SO...
THE GIRL LIVED A HAPPY LIFE..

Do u remember the day v travelled in a car? I put my dog out on the window, & u put ur face out, then people started shouting "TWINS TWINS".

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a lovely rose from a lovable person.. Good morning

iamalwayshappytoconfusemyfriendbytypingthistypeofsmsthatiswithoutspaceihopethat
youcanunderstandthismessageeasilybecauseyouaremyclosefriendascloseasthismessage

It has been scientifically proved that sugar dissolves in water. So, please do'nt go out when its raining. i can't afford to lose a SWEET FRIEND Like u.

Even if v loose contact..
r even meet less..
r even sms less..
i still remember ur beautiful face!
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Anroru Naal.,
Oru Maalai.. Velai..,
Railway station..
Naan Train Ulley - Nee Veliye.,
Nam Iruvar Kangalum..
Orey Nerathil Santhitha Pothu..
Un mugathil ethanai urchagan..
Appothuthaan.. Appothutaan.. Anda Vaarthaigal nee sonnai..
Amma Saamy... Darmam Podungamma..

All flowers can't debit LOVE - but Rose did it..
All birds can't symbolize PEACE - but Dove did it..
All friends can't enter in my HEART - you did it..
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Dum dum dum
Oru arivippu
Rajadiraja,
Rajamartanda,
Rajagambira,
Rajakulotunga,
INDIA pengalin kanuvu Nayagan
> o Parvez o <
Thoonga Poorar.. GUD NITE

Hey sorry ya.. didn't tell u by the way I'm going 2 delhi nxt Monday. I don't know how long I am staying there. Will Giv u the number, address nd new email id when I get der. Sory 4 short notice. have no choice. They hv chosen me as the PRESIDENT OF INDIA

Eei Elunduru.
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Good Night sollu
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hmmm. Ippo Thoongu

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Our friendship is
not like 'WILLS' - made for each other
not like 'NIKE' - just do it
not like 'PEPSI' - ye dil maange more
but like 'FEVICOL' - pirikka mudiyathu

Dinamum SNS anupcha.. Tirunelveli Alwa varum...; Illenna Thirupachi Aruva varum...Eppadi vasadi

A friend like you is a very rare flower, it does not bloom everywher, but whenever it does, it brings a smile every time... Have a Nice Day!

Hi Dear... B Careful...Vinaya Chathurthikku Kaliman Demand aidichaam... So, Un mandayil ulladai safe panniko...

Do you know what FAMILY means?
F - FATHER
A - AND
M - MOTHER
I - INDEFINITELY
L - LOVE
Y - YOU

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on Cricket Match. All were busy writing except one. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN.. NO MATCH"

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What a beautiful sunrise
Let me be the first one to wish you
A Bright Good Morning

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Naanga Ippadiyum Good Morning Solvomulla

System of Love

Jan - ROSE
Feb - PROPOSE
Mar - GIFT
Apr - LIFT
May - CHATTING
Jun - DATING
Jul - KISS
Aug - MIS
Sep - DROP
Oct - ESCAPE
Nov - REST
Dec - NEXT

Loveable: +9
Caring: +91
Smart: +919
Gentle: +9198
Polite: +91988
Humble: +919884
Affectionate: +9198844
Charming: +919884427
Perfect: +919884427066

Who is that?

Forward this message to ten people and

and you will get


NOTHING

It is true, it is working, even I didnt get anyting!
except a smile on your face

White > Silent
Blue > Isolated
Red > Hot
Pink > Lovely
Violet > Naughty
Brown > Cool
Orange > Smart
Gray > Talkative

Which color suits me.. Reply expected

IN my city one beautiful monkey is missing.
Don't worry it is not you.
Because I told you that monkey is beautiful.
Gud night

worlds shortest horror story by martin garner contains only the following
lines: "when the world's last man was alone in his room, the door was knowcked."

EXAM PROVERBS:
1. United we pass divided we fails.
2. A bit a day keeps the arrears away.
3. Write bit till you succeed.
4. Micro bits make macro marks.
Gud night

Few Relations in Earth Never Die. Want to knw wht is it? Read again
(F)Few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die.
Good night dear friend... Sweet dreams

Who is Friend?
F - First
R - Relative
I - In
E - Every
D - Difficulty

Yesterday whole night i was thinkin abt only U.
Now i'm thinking of V
Tonight i';; defenitely think abt W, X, Y and Z
Good Night

No rehearsal in life. Each day is a new show, No repeat, no rewind. So, give ur best shot in all ur worthy acts, as the show goes on & on
Good night

Here is a mind setter based on psychology. Select any one no. 020 120 244 264 302 309 557 900. Reply is must.

IN my city one beautiful monkey is missing.
Don't worry it is not you.
Because already I told you, that monkey is beautiful
Gud Night

The world's thinnest Book has only ONe word written in it:
"EverythinG"
And the book is titled:
"What Women Want!"...
Good Night

Love is like a chewing gum! Because, it is tasty in starting only! But friendship is like a chocolate! because it will be tasty till it Ends!

Loving wat u get us compromise
Getting wat u love is success
Loving without caring whether u will get it or nt is true love..
Loving even after u knowing tht u wnt get it..is pure love
Good night

I hav a pair of eyes, but can't see u everyday.
I hav a pair of ears, but can't hear ur voice everytime.
But I hae only 1 heart tht remembers u Always...Good night and colorful dreams

What is the meaning of sms?
Share my sweetness.
search my soul.
seek my sweetheart.
succeed my smartness.
see my smile.
So keep sending sms to me..

Principal: Write ur fathers' name in english?
Sardar: beautiful red underwear
Principal: R U joking
Sardar: no..no.., his name is Sunder lal Chaddi.! good morning

A cute & innocent joke - As the thief was leaving the house, the child woke up & said 2 the thief: "Take my schoolbag also, or else i'll wake up my mummy..

Welcome 2 Sweetdreams Airlines, all passengers on bed be ready as the flight will be leaving soon to Dreamland; So, close your eyes, & takeoff..
Gud..nite..

2 srdrs were fightin aftr exam.
Sir: Y r u fightin?
Sardar: tis food left d ansr sheet blank.
Sir: so wat?
Srdr: Even I did d same. Now teachr will think v copied.
Sleep with a smile.
Good night

If God answers ur prayer, he's increasing ur faith. If delays, He's increasing ur Patience. If doesn't answer He knows u can handle it perfectly.
Good night.

I am a slow walker but i never walk backward - Abraham Lincoln. So dont worry if your progress is slow, just concern whether it is steady... *gn

Be bold when you lose, be calm when you win.!
--Vivekananda.. Gud Mor... Have a Gr8 daay...

Apple: (Crying)
Banana: Why r u Crying?
Apple: all of them cut & eat me.
Banana: u r better than me bcoz all of them remove my dress & eat...gud night

ABCDEFGHIJ
A = Ur"Attrative.
B = UR"Brilliant.
C = UR"Courageous.
D = UR"Dear 2 me.
E = UR"Excellent.
F = UR"Funny.
G = UR"Great.
HIJ = Hello I'm Joking.. Gud night

There r 18 types of Heart.. To know which type is urs, select a number from 1-18...Anwer wl be sent after ur reply

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1Sexy
2Caring
3Careful
4Dreamy
5Bold
6Fancy
7Practical
8Good
9Idle
10Joyful
11Kind
12Loving
13Moody
14Naughty
15Odd
16Serious
17Quest
18Reserve

Life is not worth living until you have someone to die for... And life is not worth dying once you have some to live for...Strange but true!
GUD NIGHT

Sardar was sitting in beach.
American: r u relaxing?
Srd: i am Santa Singh
Another American: r u relaxing?
Srd: No i m Santa Singh
Srdr left tht place in anger.
Then Srdr asks sum Americn lying nearby, r u relaxing?
American: yes.
Srdr givs a slap & says, Kumnatty all r searching u & u r lying here!
good night!
sweet dreams!

Wife: What will U give me if I sccessfully climb and each the top of the great MOUNT EVEREST..?
Husband: A gentle push!
GUD NITE YAAR

Girlfriend is college partner, Wife is life partner,
Girlfriend 4 fun, wife 4 son,
Girlfriend is cake, wife is headake
Girlfriend is Garden, Wife is binladen
Gud night

A sculptor made a statue of God in a single rock. D witherd parts of the rocke were used to make footsteps of d temple. D footsteps asked d statue, "Brother v r from d same rock but u r being worshipped n i am stamped, u?" Statue said "I with stood thousands of hit by d scultor. But u whithered by a sigle hit. Thats y

God will never leave u empty. He will replace everything u lost. If He ask u 2 put down somethng, it's becoz He wants u 2 pick up something greater!
GUD NITE

A special question to U. U shud answer ONLY by saying 'Therium' or 'Theriyadu' Question: Neenga loosunnu unga friends ku theiyuma?

Do you want to know what u r in previous generation?
Choose any no. 1 to 15..
Answer is very interesting


1 monkey
2 dog
3 love bird
4 donkey
5 cat
6 angel
7 rose
8 ppig
9 human
10 fruit
11 lily
12 begger
13 stone
14 fire
15 crow

To let someone realize ur importane try to stay away so dat they miss u. But dont stay away for such a long time dat they learn to live without u...
Good Night

Poovendan

Medicines and Friends cure our problems; Only differene is that friendship don't have an expiry date.

Docto: Idula oru mathirai potta thookkam varum!
Patient: Anju mathirai potta!
Thookka all varum

A beautiful friendship poem written to my dear friend,
Pls answer me this:
r v friends or r v not?
U told me once, but i forgot
So tell me now and tell me true
So I can say, I'm here for 'u'.
Of all d friends i've ever met..
u'r the one i'll never forget.
and if i die b4 u do, I'll go 2 heaven and wait for u
f'ship is very precious

Medicines and Friends cure our problems; Only differene is that friendship don't have an expiry date.

A beautiful friendship poem written to my dear friend,
Pls answer me this:
r v friends or r v not?
U told me once, but i forgot
So tell me now and tell me true
So I can say, I'm here for 'u'.
Of all d friends i've ever met..
u'r the one i'll never forget.
and if i die b4 u do, I'll go 2 heaven and wait for u
f'ship is very precious

Pandian

It's a magic fish

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It can swim in ur mobile screen. do u want to check?.. try it now

Hei first fill ur cell with water then it will swim:-)

F'ship is not an xam 2 Pass or Fail. F'ship is not a competition 2 Win or lose. F'ship is a Feeling in which U care 4 Sum 1 MORE THAN YOURSELF

In a battle camp, a soldier prepares 2 go bring his friend wounded friend back from the field. His captain says "no use.. your fren will b dead mostly". But the soldier still goes and brings back his fren. Seeing the dead body the captain says "I told u its not worth it. He is dead". The soldier replies "No sir it was really worth it. When i got 2 him. m fren saw me, smiled and said "MAN I KNEW U WILL COME.." thats friendship.

Sweat fruits are nice to Eat. Sweet words are easy to say. But Sweet people are hard to find. My goodness!... how did u find me MY FRIEND... Good Morning

Upto 8 years mother is friend
upto 16 years teacher
upto 24 years boy or girl
upto 32 years wife
upto 48 years son
But remember certain friends remain life long as friends as "Me and You".. Gud nite.

U r sweet as jhangri
hard has murukku
soft has jamoon
tasty as alwa
great as laddu
polite as pista
Totally U R A THEENI PANDARAM
Ayyo sorry Good Nite.

10 advantages of not having GIRL FRIEND
01. Save time
02. Can sleep well
03. Don't have 2 bother about missed calls
04. Don't have 2 worry about how u look
05. Can eat in any restaurant
06. No boring sms in the middle of night
07. Can talk with all girls
08. No need to speak lies.
09. Can go anywhere with anyone
10. Healthy body
BONUS:- "You will live a long life.

Thought for the day:
Love your friends and not their sisters.
Love your sisters and not their friends.
GUD NIT

When luv fails emotions work
When emotion fails memories work
When memories fails words work
When words fails tears work
When everything fails OLD MONK works!
GUD MORNING

"LIFE" is a "LIE" when "F" is missing. Where "F" is nothing but "FRIENDSHIP"

BREAD-kkum, BUTER-kkum, Kalyanam eppadai Nadakkum
'Jam' 'Jam'-nu thaan

Disappointments are like speak breakers; they slow you down a bit, but you will enjoy a smooth road ahead. Don't stay on the spead breaker for too long. MOVE ON...
GUD MORNING

The most:
selfish 1 letter is 'I' — Avoid it
satisfatory 2 letters is 'WE' — Use it
poisonous 3 letters is 'EGO' — Kill it
used 4 letters is 'LOVE' — Value it
pleasing 5 letters is 'SMILE' — Keep it
fastest spreading 6 letters is 'RUMOUR' — Ignore it
hard working 7 letters is 'SUCCESS' — Achieve it
enviable 8 letters is 'JEALOUSY' — Distance it
essential 9 letters is 'PRINCIPLE' — Have it
divine 10 letters is 'FRIENDSHIP' — Maintain it

Positive thinking poem
Little bird in the sky
dropping shit into your eye
U don't worry; U don't cry
U just thank God that elephants don't fly

Boy: Kaadal vandaal solli anuppu
Girl: Kalyaname vanduchchi.. Intha Invitation.. Uyirodu irundu vandu seru!

Birth is like a dot
Life is like a line
Love is like a triangle
but
Friendship is like a circle..Because it does not have an end.. neither circle does.

Sardar 1: Naan pirandadu Madrasile..Padichathu Bombayile
Sardar 2:Appdina School porathukku romba neram aayirukkume
Sardar 1: ??!!

()" ,, "()   When U
(  'o'  )     need a friend
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pull this rope

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always at         (  'o'  )
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the other end

Taj Mahal - India
Eiffel Tower - France
Great Wall - China
Niagara Water Falls - Canada
Dear Friend - me
Dearest Friend - U
Good Morning.. Have a nice day

Shabakalaka baby
Shabakalaka baby

Endirikka thonalaya

Shabakalaka baby
Shabakalaka baby

bruch panna thonalaya

no no no no no
no no no no no

Chi... enthiri

Good Morning

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I send this security to save U from mosquitoes. So sleep well...Good night.

Bus accident: A man crying "Oh! my hand was cut down.."
Sardar: Yei.. Why r u crying? C that man, he has lost his head. Is he crying?

Hai Moon! Dim Ur light...
Hello Wind! Breeze soft...
Hai Flower! Blossom Slowly...
Hello Earth! Spin Gently...
because, my FRIEND go to Sleep, GOOD NIGHT

Last night thinking of U 1 tear rolled out....
I asked: "Y R U out".
Tear said: "There is a friend so beautiful in UR eyes, noe there is no place for me." Gud Mrn

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sum day ul miss me like i miss u, sum day ul need me like i needed u, sum day ul like me but never as much as i like u ....:-) good morning

Blue be the saky above you. Soft be the road below you. Love be the breeze around you. I pray all the happiness surround you...Good nite

Good person? : its u,
Good friend? : its also u,
Good heart? : thats u
Good will? : it u again!
Good looking? : ahh.... Hold it.. its 2 much 4 u.. Now its me

Mr. inside went 2 c Mr. outside; Inside standing outside called outside outside;but outside sitting inside called inside inside; when inside came inside, outside went outside 2c inside; then outside called inside outside ut inside from inside called outside inside.

Now where is ur brain? INSIDE or OUTSIDE

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(  "v"  )        my sms will come and disturb U..Good Morning

Tru luv is like a pillow. U can hug wen u r in trouble; u can cry on wen u r in pain & u can embrace wen u r happy. So wen u need tru luv "spend Rs.50, buy a pillow. Have a peaceful sleep.

Anbu irunda panbu irukkum
Aasai irunda paasam irukkum
Natpu irunda inbam irukkum
SMS freeya irundha ippadithan imsai irukkum. GOOD NITE

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Road fulla thanniya irukku.... athanalthan kappalla vanthirukken....GOOD MORNING

five steps 2 a LOVELY SUNDAY MORNING
Open ur eyes, take a deep breath, open ur arms wide, feel ur heartbeat and say "It's too early, let me sleep again."
GOOD MORNING

Get up
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Brush your teeth

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Eat breakfast
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take bath
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Why crying
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ok..OK.. No need to take batch. Don't cry. Be happy..
GUD MORNING

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"ANNIAN STYLE" good afternnon

Arun PB

Bed coffee
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I mixed it with
1 tsp. of CARE
2 tsp. of Love %
3 tsp. of HAPPINESS
Have a nice day! GUD MORNING!

Feel GOOD when somebody Miss U...
Feel BETTER when somebody loves U...
But feel BEST when somebody never forgets U... like me..
GUD MORNING

RAVI VARMA

Sending U a recharge card for free, Go down

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Idukkulla thaan number irukku..
Number theriya un mobile kannadiya odachi sorandu paaru

Every garden must have a Rose, Every sweet face must have Smile, Every grass must have dew and Every Good person in D world must have a FRIEND like U..
GOOD NITE

Wat is true bravey?
It is to arrive home fully drunk after a late night out,wife waiting with a broom stick and u ask: Honey, are u still cleaning?

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No scale can measure our Friendship. B'coz though I can c where it starts, nobody can c where it ends.

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Good Morning

No word is as beautiful as friend. A friend is sweet when its new. Is sweeter when its true. And is sweetest when its U...
Good Morning

Feeling bored - THINK ME
Feeling sad - CALL ME
Feeling lonely - SEE ME
Feeling sleepy - DREAM OF ME
My name is SELF CONFIDENCE... Never Loose

If every raindrop wud be one of ur smile.. I wish that it rains heavily through out.. so that there is no space for tears in ur life....
GOOD EVENING

If U are alone, I'll be UR shadow.
If U want to cry, I'll be UR shoulder.
If U want a hug, I'll be UR pillow.
If U need to be happy, I'll be UR smile.

U R 1 of those... I love 2 sms... b-coz... its fun 2 c ur eyes going... up down... up down... Good Xcise

I am not a clock 2 sms u 24 hours... But my heart is a like a clock. That will care, love & pray 24 hours 4 also a special frnd like "YOU". Happy world heart day

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GOOD NIGHT

Keep SMS me to win exciting prizes.
1st prize - lots of LOVE
2nd prize - Life Time Membership
3rd prize - FREE STAY IN MY HEAR
Offer Valid till I'm Alive!

Teacher asks the student.... What's yourfuture?
Ram: Become an I.A.S
Anwar: Become a Doctor
Preethi: Become a best Mother
Sham: Preeti ku naa Guarantee

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  ('_')     Every
(,|:|,)   time i say
Hello,
it's not just a greeting.. it has a silent message saying
"I NEVER FORGET YOU"
Take Care
Good Night

No shadows 2 depress U
Only Joys 2 surround U
Many Friends 2 Love U
God Himself 2 Bless U
There r my wishes 4 U
2day 2morrow & Everyday...
GOOD EVENING

PRABHU

Man 1: Suriyan FM'la velai senjathu thappa pochu..
Man 2: Yenda enna aachu
Man 1:Salary ketta ... "KELUNA KETTUKITTE IRUNGA" nnu solranga

Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock ther is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... "Lovely Good Night"

Madhavan:
Kadavule Enna yen ivlo Alaga Padaha Enga ponalum GIRLS Thollai Thaanga mudiyala...!
KADAVUL:
Neeye ivlo feel Panna "PRABHU" Evlo feel Pannuvaan..!

I want to meet u
I want to talk with u
I want to spend time with u
but,
the stupid gate keeper is saying "THE ZOO IS CLOSED".
Good evening

Ulaga maga kanjan yaar theriyuma
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Customer care-ku missed call koduppavan

A sardar died of brain tumour, all the other sardars started dancing one guy asked why? they said atleast one of us had a brain...Oh balle..balle...

On May 4th, 2006 at 2 min and 3 sec after 1 am the time and date will be
01:02:03:04:05:06
It happens one in 1000 years

Husband: Today's sunday.. I want to enjoy, so i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: But why 3.
Husband: For u & your parent.

Dai Kattadurai.. Freeya irundaa padichipaaru..
 
 
 
 
Othukkuren nee freeyathan irukkennu.. Next meet panraen..

A typical engineering question....

What is 2+2?

Options:
a) 4
b) four
c) IV
d) 4.0


Now you know why engineers never get a job?

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Life is a magic. The beauty of life is in next second.
which hides thousands of secrets. I wish evry second will be wonderful in ur life.
HAVE A NICE DAY...
ENJOY THE SUNDAY...

Good speech
Clean Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strengthful Hands
Focused Mind
& Determined Decision with God's Love..
always makes U a Winner in Life!

Girls Friend: If i die, what will you do?
Boy Friend: I may also die.
Girl: why?
Boy: Some times too much of happiness can also kill a man

Everybody tells, mistake is the first step of success
But It is Not True
The Correction Of mistake is the first step of success
Good night

Even the last man you meet before you going to die will have some information to learn..-
SOCRATIS.

When WORDS are no enough to EXPRESS ur feelings..
Don;t think you're in LOVE...
You just NEED to attend...
SPOKEN ENGLISH COURSE

"Life is like a flowing river of opportunities",
"Its upto you to stand up with a bucket or with a spoon"..

Girl asks, wt's differ between confidence n confidential.?
Boy replies, u r my lover. I'm condient. ur friend is...also my lover, It's confidential

Police: Accident epadi nadanthadhu?
Driver: Enkkum adhan sir puriyala.. Nalla thungitaen..

Everybody tells, mistake is the first step of success.
But it is not true
The correction of mistake is the first step of success.
Good Night

Why do students fal in exams?
BECAUSE
Eight hours of sleep each day costs =122 days
365-122=243
semester holidays =61 days
243-61=182
Sunday in a year =52 days
182-52=130
Festival hlidays =20 days
130-20=110
Three hours of daily routine =46 days
110-46=64
Travelling =35 days
64-35=29
1 hours of chatting per day =1
Gud nite

Sardar & his wife going to city in auto
driver adjusted mirror
Sardarji shouted. u r seeing my wife go & sit back. i will drive auto.
Good nite

There was a heavy traffic
Sardarji; Jey why trafic?
Man: Governor is coming.
Sardarji (angrily says): GOVERNOR ENNA PERIYA COLLECTORA
Good night

Boy: From the day v met, i'm not able 2 eat, drink, or smoke
Girl: R u madly in LOVE with me
Boy: PODI LOOSE. U always make my pocket empty
Good night

Doctor: Unga kidney fail ayidichu
Sardar: enna solrenga... nan en kidneya padikka vaikkavey illaye.. athu eppadi fail aagum
Good Morning

WIFE: Darling today is our wedding day. What can we do?
HUSBAND: Let us stand in silence for two minutes...!!!;-)

Veeran: Manna Nam aranmanayai sutri ethirigal "KANNIVEDI" Vachurukanga!
23m pulikesi: VEDI galai eduthu vitu KANNIgalai kondu varungal. GUDnite

Lijo

ANBU irundha PANBU irukkum,
AASAI irunda PASAM irukkum,
NATPU irunda INBAM irukkum
SMS freeya irunda
ippadithan IMSAI ya irukkum...!
Gud nit...

Geetha S

Eclaris said to Dairy Milk "I am sweeter than you"
Dairy milk replied "$ssssh... do not disturb! The SWEETEST PERSON on earth is reading this sms now."

Harish

Smile is the:
Lighting systems of the Face ....
Cooling system of the Heart ....
Boosting sysem of Mind ....
So Keep Smiling always....
Good Morning..

Laugh like u've never cried.
Play like u've never lost.
Love like u've never been hurt
& ive today like there is no TOMORROW!
Have a wodnerful Day..
Good Morning

Sardar was not able to stop laughing when he saw a truck being pulled by another truck. Asked u?
Sardar: Foolish drivers using two trucks to carry a rope

Dines TIPS

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles. - Charlie Chaplin.
So, keep on enjoy the LIFE. Don't loose your smile at anywhere for any cost..
Good Morning

Prathiba

Use every obstacle you face as stepping-stones to move closer to the life you desire. The more stones you have, the closer you are to your goal." Gud morning

Sardar1: there is a hole in our boat. Water is flowing in. What can we do?
Sardar2: fool! put another hole, water wil flow out!!!
Good Morning

ONE MAN'S PRAYER:
Kadavule Enakku Thalavali, tension ellam Kodu, Thinamum Thollai Kodu. Ennai paei pidichu Attattum
GOD: Adai Muttal oru linele sollu wife venumnu

Never ignore anyone who cares for you. Bcos one day you will realise that you have lost a diamond whle you were busy in collecting stones..Gud Mor..!

6 Birds were sitting in tree. A man saw that & shoot tree. 5 birds flew away, but 1 bird was sitting.. Why..?
Koluppu... Ungala mathiri. Good nt.

Siragugalai sumai yenru ninaithal paravaigal vaanil parakka mudiyathu
Manithan tholviyai sumaiyaga ninaithal vazhvil vetriyai adaya mudiyadhu

Identification of students:
1. Books n notebooks in a bag are MEDICAL students.
2. Books n notebooks in the hands are MBA students.
3. A rolled turn notebooks in the back pocket of the jeans, r ARTS STUDENTS
4. Last but not least. Without notebook but mobile in each pocket r ENGINEERING STUDENTS

University first vara valigal:
4 manikku yenthirichu brush pannittu kuliraga iruntha kuli
5 mani aayidum.. ammava yeluppunaa cofee yo tea yo tharuvaanga.
tv podu. ilayaraja Voda sami paattu varum.. keatu manasa relax pannko..
6.00 manikku kelambu.. 6.30kku university poiram. NEETHAN UNIVERSITY FIRST
ha ha ha...Gud Night

My heart says my relationship maybe like a drop in the ocean for you. but for me the ocean m ay be less without the drop of your relationship"....
Good Morning

Velu

Life is like a vehicle. Husband and wife r 2 tyrs of the vehicle. if1 punctuer, the vehicle will not move. So the brillient people keep stepini.
Good Morning

Man1: Yen thaadi valarkira?
Man2: Love failure
Man1: Adada! unna love pannina penna vera yaaru kum katti vachuttangala!
Man2: illa! Enakke Katti vachuttanga

I cried wen i had no shoes. suddenly i stopped my cry wen i saw a man without leg. LIFE is full of blessings sometime v dont understand it ...
Good Morning

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Goodnight
sollama
thookam varala.. kosu kadikkum
Velu
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Naanga Kathava udachuttu vanthu solluvomulla...!
GOOD NIGHT...

Jayaseelan

One day Mid-nite, a sardar walkn on forest with a Soap...
Do u know y??
'HAMAM' irukka bayam yen? keep smiling

Nasa:-Sardar congratulations you are selected to go to moon today
Sardarji:- no are you cheating me
Nasa:- why
Sardar: today is AMAVASAI

SARDAR had a plain white paper. He was in need of another one, U know wat he did?
He took XEROX

Vaalkai thathuvam
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onnume ila.. idhuthan vaalkai...........!

Sir: Unakku Irukkura Talentta sollu pa.
Student: Sir. naanpinnalaye nalla nadappen
Sir: Evalavu thooram nadappa pa.
Stud: ponnuga veetukku pora varaikkum

Teacher: If A=B, B=C then A=C. Can u tell me one more eg of this type?
Student: I Love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher's daughter.

Excellent thought: Vandi ottum body cel phonai edukkathe...
Koopiduvadu emanaa kooda irukkalam!!....

Eppoluthum emaravathu aangalin manam, Angalai ematruvathu pengalin gunam,
kaaranam panam!!!!

Raamanum seethaiyum walking ponappa veetu saviya miss pannitaanga..
Appa enna solli iruppanga?
Avanum no KEY nan. Avalum no KEY nal.

Yaman: Un tme mudinchu pochu.
3shah: nan tappika vali ye illa ya?
Yaman: oru vali irukku. Intha msg padikiraverkku kiss kodukkanum.
3sha: athuku nan saagalam.. Gn

Aval ennai pirinthal
Naan madhu aruntha povathillai
Thadi vaikka povathillai
Azhuthu pulampa mattean..
amaithiyaga thoongi kondiruppen
"KALLARAI"yil

FLASH NEWS: IN CHENNAI 150 COLLEGE GIRLS attempted suicide & admitted in Appolo Hospital
REASON: Smart boy "Jayaseelan" didnt love..
Good Night

A sardar was repeatedly buying movie tickets. Finally the ticket seller asked why?
Sardar: Some fool standing near the door is tearng my tickets.
Good evening

Sardarji got a new job in IT:
1st day he worked till LATE night. Boss was happy and asked wat he did
Sardar: keyboard alphabets not in right order. i made it correct

Man1: cigaret pudicha cancer varumnu solrangalae Unmaiya Mapla?
Man 2: Theriyala Mappla, naan PUDICHA pugai mattumthan varuthu.

Lecturer: Vara semesterla nee 90 percent vanganum.
Student: no sir, 100 percent vanguven.
joke adikkada.
Stu: yaru sir mudhalla joke adichadhu?

A Boy proposed a gal.
She rejected.
He was not SAD.
Frnds asked "Y u dnt feelings?
BOY: Y should i fell? I lost 1 who never luvd me. SHE lost 1 who really luvd her..

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This HOUSE is My GIFT for YOU So Please U GO inside and SLEEP Well
GOOD NIGHT

Nanda

Live 4 the persn who dies 4 u. Smile 4 the persn who takes care of u.
Fight 4 the persn who protects u. & Love d person who loves more than u
gudmrng

Friendship is not a Collection Of Hearts.
But it is Selection of Hearts,
All friends are not True,
But True Friends are a Very few Like You!!!,
good mrng

Sulthan

Some of the best music was composed by beethoven. He was deaf. Some of the best poetry about nature was written by milton. He was blind. One of the greatest leaders was franklin roosevelt. He served from a wheel chair.
TURN SCARS into STARTS. U r born to achive ...
Good evening

Younis

Bus accident.
A man was crying 'O my hand was cut down oh'
Sardar: why r u crying. Control urself. Dont cry. C that man. He has lost his head. but he is very silent.

THOSE WHO DO NOT DO THEIR PRAYERS OF:
FAJAR: the flow of their face is taken away.
ZOHAR: blessing of their income is taken away
ASAR: strength of their body is taken away
MAGRIB: they are not benefited by their children
ISHA: the peae of their sleep is taken away

And hold fast together to ALLAH's rope (islam) and do not be divided
....AK-QURAN (3:103)

Narration:
Hazrtah Abu Huraira Razi
...Allah's messenger (Sal...) said:
'There is zakath applicable to everything,, and the Zakath of the body is fasting."

For Breathing i need a heart. For a heart i need love.
For love i need happiness. For happiness i need a good friend.
For a good friend I NEED U
G.n.

SUCCESS is How High u Bounce Back after u Hit d Bottom. So, never get worry when U hit hard on D bottom. bcoz d harder U hit, d higher U bounce..!! Gud morng

Hundered words does not give pain but a dearest person's silence makes more tears in heart.. So always keep in touch..
Candy dreams

Unakku niraiya velaigal irukkalam.
Yennai vidavum melana uravugal irukkalam.
Aanalum idhai padikkum sila nodikalil ennai nee ninaikkirai
Adhu podum
enakku

A sardar goes to hotel and eat food. Server gave him bill.
After settling the bill, sardar said to the servr "Use marudhani regularly to change gray hair, apply curd to make face bright.
Confused server asked "why are you saying this to me?"
Sardar replied "I am giving you TIPS"

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GUD NITE

Bala R

A.B.C.D.E.F.G
Full form: A Boy Can Do Everything For Gil.
G.F.E.D.C.B.A
Full form: Girl Forgets Everything Done, Cathes Boy Again

Udaya

Cricket oru fraud game:
1. Kaila ball vachikittee NO BALL-nu Solvaanga
2. Overnu sollittu overmela overa pooduvaanga
3. All out nu solluvaanga aana 10 oeruthaan out aagi iruppaanga
4. Oru overku 6 ballnu sollittu, orea ballathaan vachiruppaanga
5. Oru Batsman out na umpire oru kaiya thookkaranga, appo rendu kai thookkino rendu per out thaane. Aana sixnu solraanga
Enna Ulagamda


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