==================A Perfect Day to Chase Tornadoes===== way down south I know a girl who is blind she walks alone along a lonely highway each day she dreams that one day a man will pull up in a car he'll open up the door, she'll climb in, and he will say: Hey, babe, whatcha know? I hope you're ready to go because today is a perfect day to chase tornadoes chase tornadoes yeah, when the wild wind kicks around your head you know that you have found a perfect day to chase tornadoes what about that preacher-man on the run from the law? he killed a girl in Memphis and ran til the dogs tracked him down they shot him down by the river as he lay dying in the mud someone asked him, Hey preacher, where's your soul going to now? Preacher said: Well, I do not know; but wherever it is I'll gladly go because today is a perfect day to chase tornadoes chase tornadoes yeah, when the wild wind kicks around your head you know that you have found a perfect day to chase tornadoes sometimes I think that the sky is a prison and the earth is a grave sometimes I feel like Jesus in some Chinese opera sometimes I'm glad I built my mansions from crazy little stones but sometimes I feel so goddamned trapped by everything that I know and I wish it wasn't so because the only thing anyone should ever know is that today is a perfect day to chase tornadoes chase tornadoes yeah, when the wild wind kicks around your head you know that you have found a perfect day to chase tornadoes ------------------------------- © copyright by Jim White, et al.![]()