True Christians value chastity above all else, "for to be carnally minded is death" (Romans 8:6-
9). "It is good for a man not to touch a woman," especially within the bounds of marriage. (1
Corinthians 7:1)
It is offensive to G-d to drink blood or to accept blood transfussions (Acts 21:25). Even of one's
own blood. Even if you really need it.
When the mood strikes, it is only proper to "greet all the brethren with a holy kiss." (1
Thessalonians 5:26)
Finally, the Church of the Holy Perimeter does not believe in proselyting, for "the Spirit itself
beareth witness." (Romans 8:16)
Some critics of the Church have suggested that our humble growth is due to the slightly
Orthodox nature of our Beliefs, but True Believers can see that this is poppycock. "If thou canst
believe, all things are possible to him that believeth." (Mark 9:23)
In point of fact, Church Membership has nearly doubled since 1977, when It was Founded in the
One-car Garage of an Apostate Anglican Choirmaster. Today those Original Four Members are
still going Strong and the Church has Added Three More Members, one of them a Female!
Truly, G-d is g--d!
Cash donations are appreciated; please place them in an envelope and send to
perimeter@geocities.com.
"And now why tarriest thou? arise, and be baptized, and wash away thy sins, calling on the name
of the Lord." (Acts 22:16)
