19> Your cat no longer sits on the fence and catawauls it uses flashlights and morse code.

18> You find your cat has had its claws hollowed out and filled with poison.

17> Your cat starts to wear balaclvas and ammo belts instead of its flee collar.

16> Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.

15> Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day.

14> Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Poland.

13> When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn.

12> Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets, and nine suicide bombs.

11> What you thought was "heat" is actually a four-legged goose step.

10> Well, *somebody* subscribed to alt.cats.world.domination.

9> Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals "tattoo" to be blueprint of the UN Building.

8> Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap.

7> Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out "Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head."

6> Then -- dead mice in the kitchen. Now -- dead third world dictators in the basement.

5> Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on some kind of "land mine" technology.

4> Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from 23.

3> Has recently been acting somewhat... aloof.

2> What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes up for with his ruthless handling of rival software companies.

1> Somehow, you're now subscribed to "Pussy of Fortune" magazine.

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