| Greg Quotes Some are from Whose Line..? and some are from stand-up,but they all are from greg! |
| I love a good catfight,it makes life worth I know it's only been our second date,but,I LOVE YOU!!!BE WITH ME!!! Deodorant?No,I don't believe in it! Help,help!I'm trapped in a lift(Thats an elevater if your an American!) What's wrong with you?!?Get some friends!......Hamsters! Am I taking something in or pulling something out? I spent a long time making these frilly pink uniforms and I expect you boys to wear them! You see?When I get wet,it creates a situation! Your cooking,it is bad,and I puke BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA What!?!?You can dry me out,but you can never take away my freedom!! This just in,virginity abolished in southern California! Hello!We're microscopic explorers on Clive Andersen's head.We're looking for hair follicles.No luck so far,but we'll be back in an hour! The acient Clive Andersen did have a neck,and then he evolved backwards........ Did you use the spidey signal? If you do not find me funny,that's your problem,and I'm not going away. In the world of poop,There's only one proopster,and I'm Greg Proops,the amazing Pooper Scooper! Who ordered hot studbucket?!? Talking to British people about sex is like talking to Americans about......Reading,not too high on the agenda! Cover me!I'm gonna shoot a bunch of people! It's a come as Greg Proops party!Ocelot,ocelot,he he he he.........Dam your bald Clive! Hey,who invited the chicks!?!?! Here's your boyfriend! Hello,my name's Clive Andersen! Well,Melanie,I really enjoyed our date,thanks for letting me come up here,OH,NINTENDO!! At one time in Canada,the lobsters are like lemmings,the run for the pot screaming"Eat me!Eat me!"......No,they F*cking speak French."Mun'che moi!Mun'che moi!" Cause there are four exciting channels in England.'Did you say four channels?!?!'Why,yes I did!Funville trolley!Ding!Ding!Get off here,it's world enertainment headquarters!And your the emperor! Yo.I'm from Beverly Hills.And I be pimpin' |