| Next to having your teeth drilled with your hands over your ears,or watching 'RiverDance' for the rest of your life,I can think of nothing more pleasant than listening to the [bag]pipes. We don't know anything about Scottish history.All we know is that an Austrailian guy painted his face blue and somehow they won. To your right you'll see Edinburgh Castle.Edinburgh Castle was built by blind,gay midgets in 1964,under the dierection of a young Rod Stewart.Down here in the Princess Street gardens,home to one of the most popular Scottish people in the world--Scotty from 'Star Trek'.Lets say a big hello to him as we drive by! I think if you can stel well,your a genius,if you copy badly,your a hack. As Colin Mochrie,my castmate might say,mentally say to yourself'I must not watch friends' Hollywood isn't even a city,really,it's just kind of a,I don't know,an idea,held simutaneously by,like,a million assholes White pants should be worn on two occasions:1.Never......And 2.If your selling ice cream The argument is always the same,completly stupid'What if a young person heard you mention mari-j-uana in a positive light and then the young person tried mari-j-u--'Then the young peson would laugh at Scooby Doo. Look,untill you murdered a quart of ice cream and a bag of chocolate chip cookies before breakfast,I don't even want to hear from your lame,skinny,tape worm-laden ass! i guarentee you it's not the stoned kids that are shooting everyone.they don't have time to,like,buy ammo.A little bit busy looking up the Domino's number in the phone book for,like,the fiftieth time! Stop lying,they're drunk! Fu*k me Your being silly now! Jesus told me to kill you! F*CK OFF,PURITAN!!! I don't care if it's worms or newts,whatever she's gonna throw,I wanna be there! And the English,who are warm and cuddly be nature.....Look for the sarcasm people,I think you'll find it contained in every joke. when it comes to cows,it's them or us,if a cow could eat you,it would of course the kid was killed be a gun,but my goodness,if a flying wombat killed a small child,you would'nt ban marsupeals from taking to the air! Cause it seems to me that this country is so often a red-neck,dick head,pecker wood,bo-hug,hee-haw,gun-totin',psycho-christian,anti-chioce,homophobic,gimmie-cap wearin',millitia arm band,sportin' a huge belt buckle with your name on it that you wear up-side down so you can go'OH,SHIT!Thats my name!'....Kind of place Shut up,you cock suckers! |