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A woman charged with a traffic violation stated her occupation as schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench, "Madam, I have waited years for a school-teacher to appear before this court.
Now sit at that table and write, I will not pass through a red light, Five hundred times.
How to Impress a Woman
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, buy things for her, care for her, stand by her, support her,
Go to the ends of the earth for……………………………………………….
The Blonde's Tape One day a blonde received a gift certificate to a spa for a massage. She happily got in her car and drove to the spa to use her certificate. When she arrived the hostess asked her to remove the headphones she was wearing and to have a seat. The blonde replied that if she took her headphones off she would die. The women laughed and asked her one more time, and still the blonde refused. While the blonde was getting her massage she fell asleep because she was so relaxed. The women took that as her chance to remove the headphones. A couple minutes later the blonde died. Feeling awful the women placed the headphones on her head and listened. A calm voice was saying, "Inhale" exhale. Inhale, exhale......"
On a Trans-Atlantic flight A plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! "Well I've had it! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a women??" For a moment there was silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, Built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."
What's the difference between erotic and kinky!Erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken!
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