Subject: MEN!!!!Men are like department stores their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like vacations they never seem to be long enough.
Men are like computers hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like coolers load them with beer and you can take them anywhere
Men are like chocolate bars sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like coffee the best ones are rich, warm, that can keep you up all night long.
Men are like horoscopes they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like plungers...they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like cement after getting laid; they take a long time to get hard.
Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you
Why did God create man? A: Because vibrators don't mow lawns
What are two reasons men don't mind their own business? A: No mind-No business
How are men and parking spots alike? A: The good ones are taken and what's left is handicapped
Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends
How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Why are men given larger brains than dogs? A: So they don't hump women's legs at cocktail parties
Why can't men get mad cow disease? A: Because they're all pigs
What Guys Names Mean
Aaron's- are sexy and athletic
Adam's- are quiet and sweet
Alex's- are gorgeous but play every girl
Andy's- are nice(until you get to know them)
Ben's- are funny and smart Bob's- are quiet and unpopular
Brad's- think everyone likes them...they don't
Brandon's- are good looking but use girls
Brendan's- are quiet and sweet
Brett's- are cute and small
Brian's- are disgusting pigs
Bryan's- are sexy, but stupid
Cameron's- think they're funny...they're not
Chad's- are cute but too full of themselves
Chris's- are adorable and have lots of different friends
Clark's- are hilarious and always in trouble
Cory's- are funny but ugly
Craig's- try to fit in
Dan's- are HOT! HOT! HOT!
Danny's- are sweeties
David's- are nice but quiet
Derek's- are rich boys
Dominic's- are hilarious and will do anything
Doug's- have greasy faces
Drew's- are bad ass losers
Eddie's- want too many chicks they'll never get cuz they're assholes
Eric's- are funny and treat girls how they want to be treated
Erik's- think they're funny and popular...their not
Evan's- are a little slow but sweet & sexy
Frank's- are different"
Gary's- are drug addicts
Greg's- are nerds with big ears akes- are white boys that need a race check
Jason's- are noodles
Jeff's- are sweet and big flirts
Jerehme's- are HOT, HOT, HOT
Jeremy's- are cute but gay
Jermaine's- are sexy and make girls horny
Jesse's- are popular and fine
James- are sweet kind and always laughing Jimmy's- are sweet but users
Jim's- are sweet, nice, and flirty
Joe's- have no friends or lives
John's- are fat and lazy
Jose's- are hot chulos
Josh's- are horny men
Junior's- are hot but shy
Justin- are athletic and cute
Kevin's- can never get a girlfriend
Kurt's- can kick anyone's ass
Kyle's- are little cuties
Lorenzo's- are fine and dress good
Luke's- seem to be sweet until they stab you in the back with another girl
Mark's- wished girls liked them and are always trying to meet people
Matt's- small and homely and like to look up girl's skirts
Mike's- are very good looking but they'll do anything with anyone
Nathan's- are stupid as hell
Nick's- are funny pimps with big dicks Robert's- are HOT! flirty, and knows how to treat women
Ryan's- are cute, funny, flirty, and easy to talk to Sam's- are sex maniacs
Scott's- are HOT! flirty, and the sweetest guys you will ever meet
Sean's- are funny...looking
Steve's- are popular and funny
Tim's- are smart and quiet
Travis's- are hot but a bit weird
Trevor's- are sweet and funny
Tyler's- are gay
Will's- wish they were.

More to come!
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