Acronyms About Cars !

AUDI !

1, Accelerates Under Demonic Influence.
2, Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.



BMW !

1,Beautiful Mechanical Wonder.
2, Big Money Works.
3, Bought My Wife.
4, Brutal Money Waster.
5, Brake my window.



BUICK !

1, Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.




CHEVROLET !

1, Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.
2, Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

DODGE !

1, Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater.
2, Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere




FIAT !

1, Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
2, Fix It All the Time.
3, Fix it again, Tony!
4, Fix it and Tow.




FORD !

1, Backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot.
2, First On Recall Day.
3, First On Rust and Deterioration.
4, Fix Or Repair Daily.
4, Found On Road, Dead.
5, Fault Of R&D.
6, Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
7, First on race day.




GM !

1, General Maintenance.




GMC !

1, Garage Man's Companion.
2, Got A Mechanic Coming?




HONDA !

1, Had One Never Did Again.



HYUNDAI !

1, Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...




MAZDA !

1, Most Always Zip Dangerously Along.




OLDS MOBILE !

1, Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
2, Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.




SAAB !

1, Send Another Automobile Back.
2, Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.



TOYOTA !

1, Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.




VOLVO !

1, Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.




VW !

1, Virtually Worthless.



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