Acronyms About Cars !
AUDI !
1, Accelerates Under Demonic Influence.
2, Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.



BMW !
1,Beautiful Mechanical Wonder.
2, Big Money Works.
3, Bought My Wife.
4, Brutal Money Waster.
5, Brake my window.



BUICK !
1, Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.




CHEVROLET !
1, Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips.
2, Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

DODGE !
1, Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater.
2, Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere




FIAT !
1, Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
2, Fix It All the Time.
3, Fix it again, Tony!
4, Fix it and Tow.




FORD !
1, Backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot.
2, First On Recall Day.
3, First On Rust and Deterioration.
4, Fix Or Repair Daily.
4, Found On Road, Dead.
5, Fault Of R&D.
6, Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
7, First on race day.




GM !
1, General Maintenance.




GMC !
1, Garage Man's Companion.
2, Got A Mechanic Coming?




HONDA !
1, Had One Never Did Again.



HYUNDAI !
1, Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...




MAZDA !
1, Most Always Zip Dangerously Along.




OLDS MOBILE !
1, Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
2, Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment.




SAAB !
1, Send Another Automobile Back.
2, Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.



TOYOTA !
1, Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto.




VOLVO !
1, Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.




VW !
1, Virtually Worthless.



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