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I guess I have to give the usual spill about yours truly....so here goes:
Names KING ....21 years old and studying Economics at Monash University,( CLAYTON - the "real" campus) Melbourne, AUSTRALIA. Incidently, Monash NOT Melbourne Uni is the premier Uni in Australia. (Fuck off AARGH) oh...I'm male.
Thats all.
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STOP PRESS! A recent survey conducted here in Melbourne has concluded that people who drink 3 glasses of beer per day live longer and have more friends than the average Joe Blow - Karpe Diam!


Can't think of anything else to say about myself, for now anyway, so I'll try to put some links on this page.


If you feel like abusing the shit out of someone (to relieve stress or just for the fuck of it),or just want to perve at someone elses Home Page, feel free to email/visit any of the persons listed below.Personally, I wouldn't even bother but whatever turns you on...


Sean The Bastard's Home Page ( Worth a laugh or two)
Jones Lang Wootton Home Page - Where I currently work.
Zombie's Palace (Home Page of a Canadian exiled in Malaysia)
Marcus Maclean's Home Page (another fellow Monash boy...amateur stuff too)
SAAB Australia
Con the "Wog"'s Home page - a bloody Collingwood supporter with links to Collingwood crap.
Tom Reynolds Home Page (Another Monash guy with stuff about skating, skiing, surf and all that crap!)
Davin's Home Page (Pretty Shitty one)



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Links to other sites on the Web

Doug's Chat Forum
Economist Jokes
Babes Links (speaks for itself)
Star Trek Fucking Game
JUNE's HP (Great Girl from Doug's Chat Forum)
SILVER's HP (Another Monash boy who also has a shitty HP)
Tips on how to pick up Chicks - 'unsuccesfully'
How to check your CERVIX - For the ladies out there ( Gee I'm thoughtful)
Ron Jeremy's HomePage - The Human Gorilla....He roots them all!! YEAH YEAH!!
Some Funny Shit
SEXAPHONE. Ummm...try it!
A BEER Page
REDHEAD Niteclub
KISS 90 FM

" Confucious say, Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up next morning with smelly fingers"



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