Terry Labonte and Jeff Gordon go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, Terry catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. Terry says to Jeff, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?" Gordon says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

Jeff Gordon and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither are hurt. They crawl out of their cars and 'The Boy Wonder' sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm Jeff Gordon - the 'Nascar Evangelist'. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God." God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days." And the priest said, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God. And Jeff Gordon said, "and look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Blue Nun wine didn't break, surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. The Priest agrees completely, so Jeff opened the bottle took 3 big drinks and then handed the bottle to the priest. The priest said he agreed and took the bottle, didn't drink at all, put the cap on, and handed it back to The Rainbow Warrior. Jeff asked, "Aren't you going to have any?" The priest replied, "No....I think I'll just wait for the police.

One day a Mark Martin fan noticed a Jeff Gordon fan intently staring at a can of Welch's frozen grape juice in the grocery store. When the #6 fan asked what was going on, the #24 fan replied, "I'm doing what the can says.It says CONCENTRATE."