QUOTES
"You are not Jeff, I am Jeff the one and only Jeff, supreme ruler of all Jeffs and don't you forget it!" - Jeff F

"[Lisa], if I bought you a thong would you wear it?" - Matt L

"But we don't need plants to have sex!" - Pat K

"Geese are flying cows!" - Alex G

"I'm not wearing boxers!" - Tim C

"But [Austrailians] drive on the right side of the road and they don't speak English!  They speak Austrailian!" - James H

"Deducing from my prior knowledge..." - Paul C

"That is previously known information in my data banks!" - Jonathan F.

"Who's on the quarter?" - Grant B.

"I didn't know if the mother had kids!" - Raelle

"Peace, love, and free sex!" -Ryan M.

"Hi!  I'm a chiqutia banana, what are you?" - Maddie O.

"Guys, there's no such thing as male grinding so cut it out!" -Stephen C.

"Why do girls wear bras?"- Evan M.

"KAZAAM!" -Paul C

"Fly home geesey geesey!" -Paul C
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