Reasons the X-Men are on strike
New York. July 21, 2002
In their recent Petiton for better living conditions, less stupidity in the writers, and Editor and Chief Quesada being dumped head first into a garbage can and mailed to Mars for screwing up everything ever made in the Marvel universe; the X-Men have presented the Marvel Mucky mucks with their terms, complaints, psychatric bills and dirty landry. We've included just a few of their numerous outrages.
1) Beast is tired of being a giant cat creature and also protests the cat jokes;litter box pranks; and having the Oreos kicked out of him by every stupid new villan that comes along.
2) Rogue protests being turned into an angst ridded whiner.
3) The White Queen believes they don't portray her as bitchy enough and she's still got too much clothing on.
4) Scott protests being turned in an asshole and duly notes that he wouldn't touch Emma Frost with a nine foot Shiar Battle Razer.
5) Wolverine protests the new fashion trend of black leather costumes because a) he doesn't do leather b)he doesn't like everyone looking at his hairy chest b) he almost caught pneumonia last year when they fought that last villan in Alaska. C) Does anyone realise how much leather chaffes?
6) Nightcrawler protests the writer's tendency to get ideas for the new X-Books from old episodes of America's Funniest Home Videos.
7) Archangel protests the creation of Stacey X, stating she is the most annyoing person since Jubilee to ever be created.
8) Both Jean and Scott protest what their relationship has been turned into. The state they didn't wait so long or go through so much crap to get married only to have their marraige turned into crap.
9) Iceman protests the incredibly crappy art in Uncanny X-Men which leaves him looking vaguely like Frosty the Snow Man meets Smokey the Flame Thrower.
10) And last but not least Professor X himself protests all the disgusting crap he and his X-Men have been through in Both the Uncanny X-Men and the New X-men and wishes to talk to the Editor in Chief… personally.
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