Top Ten dating tips from Wolverine
10
If attacked by the hand, don't forget to excuse yourself BEFORE you start
fighting.
9
If a Japanese chick has to cut off a finger to date you, expect her to
want a commitment.
8
If altering history to the point that a mutant megalomaniac can take over
the world will increase your chances with a girl, so be it.
7
Never double date with a buddy who can teleport. He'll vanish as soon as
the bill arrives. Damn elf.
6
Always use utensils, not claws, no matter how funny you think it'd be.
5
An immunity to alcohol is a dater's best friend.
4
If you forget to call her the next day, blame your memory on the Canadian
Goverment.
3
Even if your date turns out to be a psychotic killer cyborg who's only
there to end your miserable existence, you're still entitled to a
good-night kiss.
2
Involuntary removal of part of skeleton + genetic quirk causing reversion
to a bestial state = sympathy.
1
Put any kind of moves on Jubilee and I will hunt you down and kill you.
C'mon. Try me, bub.
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