Top Ten reasons Xavier became
Onslaught
10
Three words. Too Much Cappuccino!
9
He needed something to cover up that bald head.
8
Doesn't have to follow that "No shirt, No shoes, No service" policy at
Circle K's.
7
Magneto's evil side kept singing the Macarena 24 hours a day.
6
Really upset about the whole O.J. thing.
5
Bought lots of copies of Rob Liefeld comics hoping they would be
collectors items.
4
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
3
Needed something to boost sales, and that whole dying and coming back
cliché is so worn out.
2
Paid millions of dollars for advanced technology and Shi'ar equipment, but
still can't get HBO.
1
Hey, if you were around all of those hot women wearing spandex outfits who
think of you as a father figure, you'd go crazy too!
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