I am a person who has a keen sense of rumor, err.. humor.
Who has good looks (okay, I was kidding)
Who laugh secretly at your mistakes and laugh
openly at the mistakes of others
(that often results in bruises and scratches from minor squabbles)
Who perfected the art of discreet cheating
(one of my heavily guarded secrets). I've got an amazingly
incurable optimism
(that has endured numerous failures, downfalls and criticisms).
I am a great pretender, I never quiver, shrink or whimper in the face of the
adversary. I just smile and play cool,win or lose.
I always believed in myself although nobody else
did and nobody thought I'd ever make it
(I, myself could not believe it).
I'd got the talent that's aged to perfection, an exception to the adage,
you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
I am destined for success ( in plain, ordinary language, I'm simple, well, you know,
just lucky).