The Episodes

Series One

The End
    Lister is awakened 3'000'000 years in the future and learns he is in deep space with
only Rimmer and the Cat as his companions.

Future Echoes
    Red Dwarf breaks light speed and the crew sees echoes of the future.

Balance of Power
    Lister decides to become Rimmer's superior, even if the rank is only chef.

Waiting for God
    Rimmer finds a mysterious pod in space and Lister learns of the cat race's past.

Confidence and Paranoia
    Lister catches a mutated strain of Pneumonia and his hallucinations become real.

Me2
    Red Dwarf  has another hologram...and it's Rimmer.

Series Two

Kryten
    Red Dwarf picks up a distress signal from the Nova 5 and the mechanoid, Kryten,
is convinced the crew is still alive, when they are all skeletons.

Better than Life
    A post pod arrives and Rimmer receives a saddening letter, while Lister finds the TIV
Better than Life.

Thanks for the Memory
    For Rimmer's death-day, Lister gives him the memory of an old girlfriend.

Stasis Leak
    The crew finds a stasis leak which can take them back through time and let them save
either Rimmer or Kochanski.

Queeg
    A meteor that hit Red Dwarf causes the backup computer to come on-line and he takes
control of the vessel.

Parallel Universe
    Holly develops the "Holly Hop Drive" which can supposedly take them back to Earth, but
when activated, it takes them to a female orientated, parallel universe.

Series Three

Backwards
    Rimmer takes the new crew member, Kryten, on a voyage in Starbug, accidentally landing
them on Earth where time runs backwards.

Marooned
    Lister and Rimmer are marooned on a frozen planet.

Polymorph
    A Polymorph is on the loose and sucks the crew's emotions.

Bodyswap
    Lister and Rimmer trade bodies and Rimmer doesn't want to trade back.

Timeslides
    Mutated film developing fluid can let the crew walk into the photographs.

The Last Day
    Kryten's replacement is due to arrive, and he has orders to kill Kryten if he isn't already dead.

Series Four

Camille
    Kryten finds his perfect lady mechanoid, but every crew member sees their perfect mate in her too.

DNA
    Red Dwarf discovers a UFO which has a DNA machine that turns Kryten human.

Justice
    The crew finds a pod with either a woman or a simulant inside.  They go to "Justice World"
and Rimmer is arrested for murder.

White Hole
    In a semi-failed experiment, Red Dwarf loses power and the ship drifts towards a white hole
which is throwing time and matter back into the universe.

Dimension Jump
    Ace Rimmer comes from another dimension and helps as Starbug had crashed into an ocean planet.

Meltdown
    The crew find a matter transporter and is transported to a "wax-droid theme park" planet which
is engulfed in war.

Series Five

Holoship
    Rimmer is transported to a hologramatic ship and wants to join the crew.

The Inquisitor
    The crew are judged if they have led a worth-while life by a simulant who travels through
time and erases those who haven't led worthwhile lives.

Terrorform
    A Psi-moon terraforms itself to look like Rimmer's mind and he is abducted by his
self-loathing monster.

Quarantine
    Rimmer contracts a hologramatic virus, goes insane, and tries to kill the crew with "Hex-vision"
(or laser bolts) that come out of his eyes.

Demons and Angels
    In a failed experiment, Red Dwarf explodes and is duplicated into a good version and a bad version.
Kryten must race against time to recombine the two back into Red Dwarf.

Back to Reality
    In a mission to the SSS Esperanto, they encounter a creature which manages to kill them and destroy
Starbug.  The crew then awaken and discover they have been playing a game.  Or have they?

Series Six

Psirens
    Lister awakens from deep-sleep to learn Starbug has been pursuing the stolen Red Dwarf for the last
200 years.  Starbug proceeds through an asteroid belt teeming with brain-sucking Psirens.

Legion
    The crew are drawn to a station where the owner, Legion, gives them everything they want if they
agree to stay.  Is Legion more than he seems?

Gunmen of the Apocalypse
    In a battle with a simulant ship, Starbug is given the Apocalypse virus.  In order to find an anti-virus,
Kryten contracts it and the crew battle the virus in an AR wild western style game.

Emohawk-Polymorph II
    Needing to get an essential engine part, Lister is married off to a GELF bride.  He chickens out and runs
off, making the chief so angry he sends a young Polymorph after them.

Rimmerworld
    In a raiding party aboard a simulant ship, the crew are confronted by a half-crazed simulant and Rimmer flees in an escape pod only to fly through a wormhole, crash on a planet, and wait 600 years for rescue.

Out of Time
    The crew find a time machine and are confronted by their evil, future selves who want an engine
part to continue scrounging through time.

Series Seven

Tikka to Ride
    The crew retrieve the time drive once more for Lister to get a curry and accidently prevent the
assasination of JFK.

Stoke me a Clipper
    A dying Ace Rimmer returns and recruits Rimmer as the next Ace.

Ouroboros
    A tear between dimensions lets Starbug gain a new crew member...Kristine Kochanski.  Also,
Lister finds out the story behind his past.

Duct Soup
    The crew have to crawl through two miles of ventilation ducts as Starbug plummets towards
a sun.

Blue
    Lister learns how much he misses Rimmer, despite the dismay of the rest of the crew.

Beyond a Joke
    Due to frustration overload, Kryten's head explodes.  In order to find a new one, the rest of the crew have to search through a simulant's ship.  The sim steals Kryten and he learns about his creator's joke.

Epideme
    Lister contracts a dangerous virus and has to lose an arm.

Nanarchy
    The crew back track to the wreck of the SSS Esperanto to get some nanobots to give Lister a new arm and they find out what happened to Red Dwarf.


Series Eight

Back to the Red--Part 1
Starbug is destroyed in Red Dwarf's hanger and Lister is arrested by the Nanobot-built Red Dwarf crew, Rimmer included. Rimmer takes the crew profiles, the Luck virus and the Sexual Magnetism virus from the demolished Starbug's cockpit.

Back to the Red--Part 2
Rimmer has trouble with his new found sex life, while Lister tries to find a way to escape from custody.

Back to the Red--Part 3
Kryten discovers that the crew has been in a drug-induced virtual reality zone which let Captain Hollister see their escape efforts, winding them up in the brig.

Cassandra
Lister signs up the posse to join the Canaries (basically a suicide squad) where they discover a derelict with a computer that can see the future.

Krytie TV
Kryten is classified as a woman and is reprogrammed to videotape the ladies shower night.

Pete--Part 1
Rimmer and Lister are sentenced to the "Hole" where they meet a Birdman and his sparrow, whom they accidentally transform into a T-Rex with the help of a timewand.

Pete--Part 2
The posse have to find a way to stop the T-Rex without causing more trouble.

Only the Good...
In order to save Red Dwarf from a corrosive microbe, Rimmer travels to a parallel universe that is the mirror image of our own. In the end, he returns with no cure, everyone else gone, and the ship is about to be destroyed. Death (The Grim Reaper) tries to take Rimmer and the show ends. The producers must hate us.

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