The Survey:

1> If you were a color, what color would you be?
2> if you were an animal, what animal would you be?
3>Would an angel slap satan if he pissed the angel off?
4>would i be a good messiah with my low self-esteem? if i don't believe in myself would that be blaspheme?
5>If you were a dream person, and you went to sleep, would your dream be you in the real world?
6> is a satire of a satire exponentially better? (assuming they are of equal quality of writing)
7> is practicality really necessary?
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The Answers:

Jessica:
1> If you were a color, what color would you be?
-Translucent blue. The kind of blue that is so faint it is almost clear, but is still there enough to tint everything beautifully. I'd be pretty but damn near invisible.
2> if you were an animal, what animal would you be?
-Spotted lynx. Beautiful and top of the food chain, but not too big or fearsome. Unless you are counting extinct animals, in which case I'd have to say Quetzequatalus (ancient flying dino). Either that or a dolphin, them being smart and the only animals that have recreational sex.
3>Would an angel slap satan if he pissed him off?
-Don't know, but in my story he does. It's a great scene. I can't stand all those goody two shoes in heaven. I'm all about the divine vengence thing.
4>would i be a good messiah with my low self-esteem? if i don't believe in myself would that be blaspheme?
-No, you'd be a lousy messiah. No offense, but if you don't believe in yourself how are you going to convert anyone? As for the blasphamy, you are a messiah but not god, so I think it's okay. Hell, Jesus wasn't even christian.
5>If you were a dream person, and you went to sleep, would your dream be you in the real world?
-I hope not. What a boring awful dream. Besides, when have you ever fallen asleep in a dream?
6> is a satire of a satire exponentially better? (assuming they are of equal quality of writing)
-That's math. I'm not touching that one. I think it is just satire squared, which is really no fun at all.
7> is practicality really necessary?
-Depends on the situation and your goals in life. If you are trying to accomplish something, sometimes it is nescessary to be practical. However, if you have no set goals or anything, there really isn't a need for it at all.

AnneMarie:
1> If you were a color, what color would you be?
um, at the moment, since i'm not in the happiest of moods- slate grey 2> if you were an animal, what animal would you be?
gee, that's a tough one, hehe, a cat
3>Would an angel slap satan if he pissed him off?
hell yeah, no pun intended, that bitch needs to have some sense knocked into him.
4>would i be a good messiah with my low self-esteem?
hehe, not really, bc you would need to motivate peps alot, and besides, Jesus was a really humble guy.
5>If you were a dream person, and you went to sleep, would your dream be you in the real world?
That was our final question in philosophy junior year, that if when your body here fell asleep, "you" went someplace else to expirence other things in a different body, and then when that body fell asleep, you woke up. i wonder if we'd ever get lost, maybe that's how come people stay in comas so long.
6> is a satire of a satire exponentially better? (assuming they are of equal quality of writing)
quite possibly, yes, altho it is a bit redundant, one could also expect it to cancel itself out...
7> is practicality really necessary?
not technically :)

Melissa: 1> If you were a color, what color would you be?
If i were a color i think I would be be purple with small rainbows in it(like you're looking into a puddle...because i think purple is just girly enough for me but not too prissy and i want the rainbows to be there because if you look at me closely you'll see more....
2> if you were an animal, what animal would you be?
I would be some sort of house pet either a cat or a dog..from the begining someone loves them and they get to sleep with someone they love plsu they eat and sleep all day and when they aren't doing that they can run aroudn the house or yard until they fall over
3>Would an angel slap satan if he pissed him off?
When is comes to satan angels are always pissed off...plus angels are protectors so yes an angel would slap satan
4>would i be a good messiah with my low self-esteem?
I'm sorry but I do not see you as the light of my salvation....yes IF you were the messiah and here to save mankind and did not beleive in yourself that would be VERY VERY bad
5>If you were a dream person, and you went to sleep, would your dream be you in the real world?
NO NO NO noones lives in the dream world this question is not to be pondered ack no!!!
6> is a satire of a satire exponentially better? (assuming they are of equal quality of writing)
A satire of a satire most of the time probably just turns out to be silly but if done right i'm sure it would be better
7> is practicality really necessary?
There are many instances were being practical is fairly neccasary Of could most of teh time being practical is not a whole lot of fun...but sometimes yes it's neccsary

Liz N.: 1> If you were a color, what color would you be?
Blue, no question. Its just the coolest color there is.
2> if you were an animal, what animal would you be?
A horse. They work hard but are beautiful, intelligent, and wonderful companions.
3>Would an angel slap satan if he pissed him off?
I would hope so. It would be so bad for self assertivness if people that are good could not stand up for themselves against people that are bad. Whoa that's warped.
4>would i be a good messiah with my low self-esteem? if i don't believe in myself would that be blaspheme?
No I think the messiah thing requires huge self esteem. Its a funny little tease to Christians, that Jesus at one point in the bible doubts his father and himself, it seems to me that it undoes Christianity but what do I know I'm a heathan going to hell.
5>If you were a dream person, and you went to sleep, would your dream be you in the real world?
That is a good question. It would mean different things for different people. Me, I have dreams filled with anxiety and fears coming true. So hopefully, although my life is stressful, if a dream person went to sleep (that was me) then their experience in the "real world" would be somewhat better.
6> is a satire of a satire exponentially better? (assuming they are of equal quality of writing)
What can be better then a good satire? I tend to think that good satire (ie Mark Twain) is pretty hard to follow without appearing to put too much effort into it and isnt that the point of literary expression, to write freely of what you know?
7> is practicality really necessary?
Not at all. I think that we're living this life, we should live it however it makes us comfortable to do so. Sometimes its more comfortable to be practical but my dad always says everything in moderation, including moderation.

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