Who is this guy named Zak?

I dunno Do you?

So I guess many of you are wondering " Who is Zak? " Well i could give you a Simple answer " Me I am Zak " or I could tell you about Zak.. I will tell you about Zak.

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Zak's real name Is Zakko but he prefers the Name Zak because Zak is cool and you cant Call him Zachery Hanson either cause his is a Zak with a K
Im not even about to talk about Hanson.. anyway where was i?

Oh yeah anyway Zakko is one of the Warner sibs that was lost at animation. Its a long story so if you want that story e-mail me at ScndTopCat@AOL.com or ZakkoWarnr@AOL.com.

Anyway Zak is a kid that has wanted a web page for along time. He wants to show everybody on the web things he likes, things he does, and phrases he will say at weird times like " Pastalavista " and " Killer Tofu!! " ( hes a Doug fan ). He likes to make people laugh, tell jokes, write stories, watch cartoons, and play video games sometimes. Anyway Zak is an average 12 year old 7th grader and thats who Zak is.

Profile!

Name: Zakko! Location: Hm..I travel Through Toon-lovers Hearts so..Im kinda a guy who has a RV and a PO Box in L.A.

Height: 2'7"..with the Hat 2'9" Description: About 2'9".. Grey khakis(ooh..Big words! If only Ma could see me now!), and an Orange hat! Personal Quote: Hm..i have Tons of Quotes...How about this one!
"Flintstoonnee!" " Sure now he gets my name right.."

Orr this!

"i know anything! Ask away!" "Okay, how come Hotdog Buns come in Packages of 6 and Hotdogs come in packages of 8!" "Um ii..i dont know! ::goes nuts:: II dont Knooowww!! Hahahaheee!"

T-t-b-ttb-tthats all Folks!

Due to Popular demand ( or suggestions ) I am bringing the Long lost Warner story to this Web Site! so here it is!

Hi My name Is Zakko Warner but i wasnt always called Zakko.. i used to be called Bubba Joe cause i liked the stooge named Moe! Anyway i was Hanging around this place called the Tower of Pizza kinda like Chuckie cheese or something and i would play the games, and be a comedian on the Stage.. they paid me tickets and free Candy! that was the life! then anyway there was a TV in the corner showing Hue stink the Famous talkshow host that was showing these three kids that looked like me Named Yakko Wakko and Dot and they where talking about a long lost brother that was drawn before Dot named Zakko they showed the Drawing of Zakko that he poped out of from the Animator Chucky Laboo then Laboo showed up and told them about his other character named Zakko. This is a little of the show's transcript.

Hue Stink: Hi where here Live with 3 guests Named Wakko Yakko and Dot Warner

Yakko: thanks Hue where glad ta be here!

Dot: i didnt know We had another brother

Wakko: He was drawn before you where dot

! Dot: oh yeah.. hehe

Yakko: Where here to talk about our brother Named Zakko!

Dot: since i dont know a thing about him i'll just listen to tapes of Adam and squirrels

Wakko: Yeah hue well when he was drawn he jumped out of the paper right after me and a few seconds before dot!

Hue: Do you know who the animator was?

Yakko: umm.. i think his name was .. uuuuu.. Laboo yeah! Chucky Laboo!

Hue: Well come on Down Mister Laboo!

Laboo: Buck buck Buckaaawww!!

:: a person from the stands stands up and yells ::
Person 1: Thats no animator! hes a giant chicken!!

:: gasp ::

Person 2: That aint No chicken Learn how to talk to people Mister!

Person 1 has been kicked out of the studio

Hue: So Mister Laboo how did you think of drawing this character named Zakko

Laboo: buckaw?

:: laughter ::

Yakko: That wasnt it! you where drawing us then Mr plotz walked in and said to make em a little more funnier so ya drew more!

laboo: Buckaaawww!! :: pecks Yakko on his head ::

Yakko: ehh a wise guy eh? :: hits laboo with a mallet ::

Laboo's disquise comes off and everyone yells

Dot: :: wakes up :: Im innocent!

Person 2: He is a Giant chicken!

Person 1: i told ya!

Laboo has left the room buckawing

Wakko: Well anyway we Want our brother back!

Thats what i remembered then i left the Hockey game alone then i ran to the Warner bros Studio and talked to the CEO he mistakened me for Wakko with a Blue hat and orange shorts on.

Plotz: Hi uhh Wakko why'd ya change clothes?

Me: huh? I aint wakko! im the Brother that was lost at Birth named Zakko!

Plotz: :: squint :: uhhuh sure

Zakko: I am! im Zakko!

Plotz: Prove it!

Zakko: Well does Wakko or Yakko have a Tatoo that say's Im dumb and proud of it?

Plotz: Lemme See that!

:: few seconds later::

Plotz: Zakko! Welcome Back! Your tower is in the middle of the studio!

then when i walked in the Tower:

Zakko: Hello! its me Zakko i made it back!

then i saw Dot was the only on up
Dot: Zakko? is that you?

Zakko: if it aint me then ya better call animal control Cause PinkyZilla is on a Mad Spree in Cuba!

Dot: YAY! Zakko's back!

Wakko and Yakko Wake up

W and Y: Zakko! Yay!!

Now i live in the tower with Them and i still get Candy!

ZakkoWarner!

Thank you Thank you.. You like Me You Really Like me!
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