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Ask Butterfree and Sandshrew's Advice column!

I mean this is better than Doctor Laura!!

Just E-mail SuperChicken@wormnet.net

From Scndtopcat,

Dear Sandshrew,
How does it feel to be a Pokemon? I mean People trying to catch you all the time, and traveling around the world?

Dear Scndtopcst,
Well, i imagine for all the rest of the pokemon its hard, but its easy for me because everyone knows Sandshrew is the Cutest Pokemon discovered! Im even cuter then that Togepi thing! Im the Cutest Pokemon in the wwoorrlldd! Yaay!
~Sandshrew

From Zakko!
Hey Poke-squaders, Do any of you two know the Pokerap? Or atleast some of it?

Dear Zakko,

Yes Zakko, I Butterfree knows the Pokerap, and Sandshrew can help me!
Sandshrew: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Butterfree: Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix, Geodude, Rapidash, Snorlax, Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow, Wheezing, Seel, Gyrados, Slowbro.
Sandshrew: Gotta catch em all gotta catch em all!
Butterfree: Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea, Raticate, Magnamite, Kadabra, Weepingbell, Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie,--
Sandshrew: Sandshrew!!
Butterfree: Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu!
Sandshrew: Atleast 150 or more to see, to be a Pokemon Master is my, Destiny!
::music still plays::
Alright Zakko, Thats the Poke-rap! See ya later!

~Butterfree

Sandshrew: This one's from our good friend Mewtwo..::gulp::

To whoever cares,
Listen you two.. I'm gonna destroy you two like acouple of rocks piled ontop of a Cuban Waffle!!!..........Mewtwo.
Butterfree: I told ya not to tick off Mewtwo with that stinkbomb Sandshrew.. he's gonna get ya now..
Sandshrew: Relax.. he wouldn't hurt a Venonat..
::a big explosion is heard::
Butterfree: Gulp..um..

To Be Continued...

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