WE JOIN OUR HEROES FOLLOWING 2 STRANGE LITTLE MEN IN SEARCH OF AN AIR FRESHENER!
Old Tiny Man: Right in here please
Jim: Thank you My good man!
:: as our heroes walk in they see the lawyer from the TV commercial ::
Mike: AH, Hello, how may i help you?
Peter: Jim wants to get his suit surveyed!
Jim: And the pine Tree!
Mike: Sure, first i will need your suit, :: mikes hat moves and chimp noises are heard ::
Peter: W-whats that?
Mike: Umm.. Sinuses?
:: big mikes hat falls off and a monkey appears ::
Jim: Ha! Just as i suspected! Professor Monkey For a Head! Now give me my stinkin Tree!
Prof: No! i dont have any tree! That was just to lure you here!
Heros: ::Gasp:: No Tree!!
HERES AN IMPORTANT LESSON KIDS!
NEVER MAKE PROMISES YOU CANT KEEP TO BIG GUYS WITH RED GUNS!
NOW BACK TO OUR SHOW!
Jim: EAT DIRT! LITTLE CONFUSED GUY AHHAHA! :: reaches for gun:: Hey.. wheres my gun!
Monkey: :: gives gun to professor::
Professor: Haha, I have you NOW worm!
JUST THEN A SHADOW APPEARS! AN UNKNOWN SPECIES ENTERS THE ROOM AND SAYS!!
(A Quick Editors Cut.. or an announcement By me!)
(Okay, So Zakko could get a little fame he got a Part time Job as an Evil Groovy Guest)
(What the heck is a Groovy Guest you say? Jims Domain, home of the GG's
(Okay back to the Fanfic!)
Zakko: I want my Disco Pants back, make it snappy or you'll be eattin Marshmellows through your eye..
Peter: Ahh! Its an Evil GG! What do we do Jim!
Zakko: Hey... what are YOU GUYS doin in here?!?
Jim: WHY Should we Tell you!! Anvil Head!
Professor: As much as i would love to chat with you guys... i cant.. Too bad i'll have to blow you all away..
Zakko: maybe i'll get my pants at another time... See ya!
Professor: Come Back here!
Zakko: English Muffins! :: anvil falls on Zakko :: AHh!
Professor: Well, thats 1 down... now for you two..
Snott: *Teasplleam*!
Professor: Three.. sorry
Snott: :: attacks the Professor::
Jim: Yes! Get'm Snott!
Peter: Y'know.. if you take out all the breifcases and malformed monkeys, This is like a Monday night on our TV watching Pro Wrestling..
Zakko: wait... im not dead yet! :: shoots Jim's gun out of the professors hand with hot marshmellows ::
Jim: :: grabs gun and points it at the professor:: ... now.. EAT DIRT!! EVIL PINE TREE SNATCHER! AHHAHAHAHAHA!!
Professor: Ahh! :: runs away ::
Heros: YAY! WE DID IT!
Zakko: um.. cough.. cough..
Jim: oh yeah, Anvil head too
Zakko: Just dont tell nobody i did this.. Or you'll be Ea..
Heros: I know i know.. Eatting Marshmellows out of your eye..
Zakko: now.. get outta here! i still gotta get my Pants!
OUR HEROES GET HELP FROM AN EVIL GG, DEFEATED THE PROFESSOR, AND ARE HEADING HOME!
Jim: Well were he.. Hey! What happened to our house!!
Hamsternator: Pay no attention to the hamster behind the Snowglobe case.. and all the Taco Stuffing on the wall..
Jim: AHHHHHHH!!!
THE END
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