Knock knock!! Who's there? Turnip!! Turnip who? Turn up the lights I'm scared!!! |
Why did the duck keep doing somersaults? g He wanted to be a quackrobat!! |
Knock knock!! Who's there? Shh!! Shh who? Hey I'm not a fly!!! |
What's a chiken's favourite book? Cluckberry finn!!! |
What do cats like to eat on hot days? Mice-cream cones!!! |
Where do computers go to dance? The disk-o!!! |
What's a bird's favorite computer soft-ware? A Seedy Rom!!! |
Where do computers take theri sick pets? To the intervet!!! |
Why did the computer cross the road? To get a byte to eat!!! |
What happened to the computer when it crashed? It got a slipped disk!!! |
What do computers get paid to do? Net work!!! |
Where is the vampire's favorite vacation spot? Great neck, New York!!! |
What is the ghosts' favorite beach? Mali-boo!!! |
Where did Sylvester Stallone go on his vacation? To the Rocky Mountains!!! |
What is the best thing about the witch's hotel? Excellent broom service!!! |
Where did the werewolf go on his vacation? To the baseball Howl of Fame!!! |
Why did the elephant have a lousy vacation? The airline lost his trunk!!! |
Did the mummy have a good vacation? Who knows? He was too wrapped up to tell us!!! |