Name: Adrian Jeffrey King Tangsoc
Born: April 1, 1984
School: Vancouver College
Fav Sport: Soccer
Fav Movie: Trainspotting
Loves: Alternative Music, Archies, Street Fighter, me hopefully, anime, Randy River, and Jessica Alba.
Hates: being beaten by me in a game which happens a LOT and rap music

Jeff Tangsoc is one of my best friends and i've known him since grade 3 when we met at St. Joseph the Worker. Ever since then we've been the best of friends. Tang could be considered the funniest man i know (next to me of course). I don't have many pics on him even though i have known him for over 6 years. 6 years!! CAN U BELIEVE IT!? I KNOW I CAN'T! but i do have a pic of him going crazy around a pole (don't get any sick thoughts please).

He was born on April fools which is very easy for me to remember and comes from a family of 5. A mom, dad, brother(AJ), and sister(Charmaine). He was a pretty chubby fellow in elementary just like me which we had in common. He likes alternative music such as Radiohead, Sloan, etc... Through the whole time i've known tangsoc he's really only had 1 nickname, Tang. He has 1 while I have so many which he created for me such as Durango the smokie bear. DAMN U TANGSOC!

Jeff Tangsoc lives in Richmond and loves playing the arcades like me. Although my ability in arcades is much more superior than his, he is getting better. He's getting a lot of practice kicking cameron's ass in Marvel vs. Capcom. My spiderman and captain commando combo will kick the living shit out of your stupid strider and Zangief or as he would like to call... THE GEEFER!(stupid fucking piledrivers). There is one game which i am the supreme king at. That game is called BUST-A-GROOVE!! Hamm and Hiro will always kick Frida's ass!

There is one thing i'd like to clear up though. Some people think that he's a homosexual which he could be too! jk. He's not gay. Well... at least not to me at least. He knows more than anyone i hate gay people (no offense or anything to those who are gay and are reading this).

Throughout our 6 years of friendship, we've had numerous incidents which were fun and painful for some. For example: I went skiing and i went to a pretty hard course called mystery lake. I decided to go but tang didn't. So i went and along the way i tripped and i hit a tree. It was quite painful for me but it seemed hilarious for some others as they saw me stuck in a big heap of snow. Also, me and tangsoc were skiing and i realized it was lunch. I decided to go to a black diamond because it was a faster route. So we went down but when we realized what we did it was too late. We fortunately made it all the way down without a scratch in time for lunch too! But there we also times where he just took it to the limit and just really pissed me off. For example: Grade 7, the WHOLE DAY he said "Jeff you're fat" and I couldn't take it anymore and Tangsoc described me during that time. He said my hair was flaring and my eyes were red. I punched him a couple of times for my anger to settle down but I left my mark and got revenge. The pain usually inflicts me more than him most of the time. And then there's the one where i think it was in grade 3-4 where we were at the playground and I was a little bit hyper and started throwin pebbles at tangsoc. Then Tang decided to open his mouth and he ate the PEBBLES!! HE FUCKING SWALLOWED THEM! Of course i thought this was funny but little did i know that tang wouldn't forget this moment. Oh well, it was still hilarious.

The personality tangsoc has differs from mine quite greatly. He is the athletic, funny, hyper type of guy who can dance, talk back, and so on while i'm the one who sits in class taking naps and always seems to be tired who can't dance worth shit. But i do have my moments in class. It's usually been that way for all of the 6 years. I don't mind. I'm too lazy to be like him.

I don't see Tang as much as i did in elementary because we're not in the same class (go 9-2!!!) but we still talk to eachother at lunch. Lunch is great! We talk about lots of stuff such as pron and ummm..... well that's basically it.

And then there's things men do and that is looking at the anatomy of the woman. If I say P0rn* geocities might bust me so i'm not taking any chances. Tangsoc is a PORN hound who likes a variety of PORNOgraphy such as the celebrity and the anime(hentai and ecchi). I will not get into further stuff about this subject because I have quite a diabolical mind. So diabolical it's not even funny anymore. We could be considered perverts who lemme ask u this question. Have YOU ever looked at porn? If you say no then you are gay and i don't even wanna talk to you anymore. Whenever we're at Tahan (one of the best fucking arcades in Richmond), we usually play some gals panic if that stupid guy who always wins isn't there or the other game which i will refer to as "the touch screen game". stupid blackouts.

Some people might think that this bio is funny while others are planning to get me back one way or another but i don't care. I can't believe i wrote this much about a guy! And when we learn to drive i'll go fucking crazy! i'll be drinking all the booze and i'll be high and we'll do crazy shit. But until then i'll be saving up my energy by taking more naps.

And a few last things, Cottage cheese is good, Sailor Pluto is the best sailor, and the white guy at boom did kick my ass but he has no life.

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