These are my Hanson obsession signs. If you are suffering from these signs, you may have it. IT!!!! The IT!!! IT!!..is the Hanson obession disease. Its almost incurable. I could come over to your house and wack you over the back of the head with a wooden spoon but....considering many of these actually do apply to me...they would probably apply to many of you too...and it would take me a while to wack all those people. So I guess all you can do is read them and see if you have IT!!!! Toodles! ;-) --I would also like to thank Abigail, Porscha, Amanda, and Erica for helping with these.
The starred ones apply to me*Some are weird and insane but then...what else did you think I was???
#1--When people ring your doorbell, it plays "MMMBop."
#2--You send 10,000 roses to the girl down the street named Madeline and the tag reads, "To make up for the Hansons".
#3--You won't go out with anybody because you're convinced that Taylor is waiting for you.
#4--When you finally give in and decide to go out with somebody, their name has to be Ike, Tay or Zac.
#5--You're convinced that your friend with the last name of "Henson" is a distant relative.*
#6--You and your sister look for road kill up and down the street, and when you find some you give it a funeral service just so you can play "With You In Your Dreams."
#7--You're seriously considering killing your neighbors dog because you haven't had a funeral service in so long.
#8--You legally change your name to Madeline, Lucy, Amy, Katy, Jaime, Johnny, Hanson.
#9--You glue cookie cutters to the globe at school and when your teacher asks you why you simply sing, "When you live in a cookie cutter world...."
#10--When ever you drive through Oklahoma, you blast Middle of Nowhere as loud as possible in hopes that Hanson will hear it and come to visit you.*
#11--You call the entire school together in the assembly hall and give them a speech on "Where's the Love?; Lets go find it!".
#12--When your mom tells you she has a surprise you ask if it involves Hanson and if she says no you tell her you don't want it.*
#13--You have three E-mail adresses- z_a_c_luver, t_a_y_luver, and i_k_e_luver.*(I only have one of them...I ain't tellin.)
#14--You convince your teacher to let you do a study project on Hanson. * (I actually did!)
#15--For spring break you take your gear-a sandwich and the MON CD and player-up to Tulsa and camp in their backyard.
#16--You sit through three hours of Barney and Sesame Street, (please don't be offended, this was my friends idea) just to see half of the Hanson Eggo waffle commercial.(During the other half you were taking a well deserved bathroom break)
#17--You call your newborn triplet sisters and brother Jessie, Avie and Mackie, even though those aren't their real names.
#18--You teach your parrot to sing all the songs on MON plus Snowed In as well as repeat certain MTV interviews.
#19--When your shoveling snow off the driveway, you leave some in the shapes of the letters, H-A-N-S-O-N R-U-L-E-S.
#20--You forbid anyone in the household to watch "Peanuts" or "I Love Lucy".
#21--You paint your room red, blue and green.
#22--When the night was dark and stormy and they didn't come to you, you stayed mad at them for a whole 30 seconds!!!*
#23--Your'e taking therapy now because you almost beat your brother to death when he changed the channel during a Hanson music video.
#24--You buy over thirty pounds of jelly-beans and when you meet anybody by the name of Taylor, you give them a handful.
#25--You buy three copies of every magazine, newspaper, ect. that mentions the word "Hanson" or "MMMBop", even if its only two sentences and no picture.
#26--You send death threats to people who make dumb blonde jokes.*
#27--You force yourself to listen to your parents old 50's and 60's rock 'n' roll records even though they give you migrains.
#28--You braid your hair in corn rows and eat green jell-o and twinkies until you get sick and throw up and your hair is permanently curled.
#29--You tatoo " (your name) loves Ike" on your forehead and always keep your hair pulled back.
#30--You spend over fifty dollars on a supply of aquamarine, navy blue and lime green toothbrushes.
#31--You use phrases from Hanson songs when you talk. For example, your brother sticks carrots up his nose and you say, "Here we go around again."*
#32--On Ike, Tay and Zac's birthday's, the only CD that touches your CD player is either MON, Snowed In or 3 Car Garage.*
#33--Every morning you sing "A Minute Without You" and "Thinking Of You" to your posters so that they'll know how much you miss them when your gone.
#34--You pledge your undying love for them in your sleep--at your bestfriends co-ed slumber party.
#35--You make sure to drink atleast three glasses of milk per meal and eat a waffle (Eggo of course) for breakfast every morning.
#36--You and your buddies get together a searching party and go out to look for Johnny.
#37--Your bestfriend who used to like Hanson now hates them because you talk about them so much.
#38--Your dad almost went into a coma when you showed him what you did to your room with pictures of Hanson.*
#39--When you get your own phone line you insist on your number being 1-800-MMM-BOP.
#40--Your liscense plate on your car reads your initials, plus your fave Hanson bros initials.
#41--You know the words to "I Will Come To You" forwards and backwards in seven different languages.
#42--You convince the boy at school with the long blonde hair not to get a haircut.
#43--You sue the Grammy's for not giving Hanson an award.
#44--You're writing a Hanson biography.
#45--You just couldn't take it anymore and almost broke your nose trying to get through the TV screen during TT&TMON.*
#46--Whenever you can, instead of walking or driving, you take the bus in hopes that the alien Zac wrote about in "Man From Milwaukee" will come and sit by you.
#47--You've already started writing vows for you and your fave Hanson's wedding.
#48--Your braces have tiny pictures of Ike, Tay and Zac on them.
#49--You wear red clothes everywhere because Taylor said, "Red makes everything look beautiful."
#50--When your mom takes away all your red clothes, you purposely lay out in the sun for an hour to get a sunburn.
#51--Your sister is banned from your room for breathing to hard on your Hanson posters.*
#52--You thought you saw Taylor in the doorway and when you ran to scoop him up in your arms, he disapeared and you fell flat on your face.*
#53--For the talent show you and your two friends put on blonde wigs and leather pants, pretend to play guitar, keyboard and drums and lipsynch "MMMBop".
#54--You jump out of a plum tree until you sprain your ankle.
#55--You have two phone lines-one for your Hanson loving friends, one for the rest of them.
#56--You throw out all your clothes that you haven't seen a Hanson wearing even if all it leaves you with is a pair of pants and a funky looking hat.
#57--You purpously get rejected by twelve record labels.
#58--Your mom cuts the phone line to keep you from calling the Hanson Hotline or talking to your Hanson friends 24/7 anymore.
#59--Your dad calls the hotline and leaves this message in the mailbox- "Please...Stop the terror!!!"
#60--You buy a five hundred page notebook for school-twenty pages are used for notes and the rest are covered with poems, quotes, and pictures of Hanson, also including several detailed pages of appearences and special messages.* (almost. Mine only has two hundred pages.)
#61--You rollerblade as often as possible even though you're terrible and you always fall on your back end.*
#62--Your hair which has always been dark brown is turning blonde.
#63--You ignore the hot boy that comes up and starts talking to you at the grocery store because your to busy checking out that magazine with Hanson on the cover behind him.
#64--When you finally relize he's talking to you the first thing that automatically comes out of your mouth is "I love Hanson."
#65--Your friends at school who all hate Hanson start singing "MMMBop" whenever you enter the room.*
#66--You fail your math test because you didn't study for it--you were too busy watching a talk show with Hanson on it.
#67--You write songs about Hanson and sing them to everybody you meet, even your crabby teacher.
#68--You spray CKBe all over your clothes and tell you friends you met Taylor Hanson-and he was alllll over you.
#69--Your neighbors three streets away now all the words to the songs on MON because you play it so loud.
#70--You're writing a Hanson obsession page and putting it up at your site. (Tanky Porscha, I know I'm nuts)* duh
#71--You memorize all the places on TT&TMON where Taylors voice cracks.*
#72--When the doctors take an X-ray of your head, all they see inside it is a picture of Hanson.
#73--After Isaac smiled at you when they were performing I Will Come To You, you break up with your boyfriend of five years because your so sure that he wants you.
#74--You decide that weird is the word of the day-for all the days for the rest of eternity.*
#75--You put a picture of Hanson on a cross, and you worship it every night before you go to bed and every morning when you wake up.* ;-)(my sister gave it to me for Valentine's Day)
#76--For art class you do a full scale sculptor of Zac. (This would be instresting...)
#77--You go up to Tulsa and take them hostage in their own house. You tell them they can't leave unless Taylor marries you. Unfortunatly, the police get there before the minister does.
#78--You read Kat's chapter in her story called the Night Before Easter then run up and down the street naked, looking for the Easter Bunny.--You have to read it to get it.
#79--You write the screenplay for a Hanson movie in which you play lead and all the brothers are fighting over you. To bad that James Cameron turned it down.It would have won an Academy for sure.
#80--You make a gumball that looks like Zac's face.--It was on Jey Leno. He told Jay that he had made a gumball that looked like his face when they were kidding around.
#81--You decide Hanson isn't is good as they used to be--now you only send them nine E-mails a day instead of elevan.
#82--You make voodoo dolls that symbolize Hanson haters and burn them, stick them with needles, hold their heads under water, ect.
#83--You are on the Hanson hotline 24/7 waiting for a spot to open up in the mailbox. When one does, all you can do is scream. Then you stay up all night crying because you missed your only chance to give the bros your phone number.
#84--You may never recover from falling out of that tree in the Hanson's backyard. You may never be able to get a job now either because on your permanent record it says you were arrested for being a "peeping tom". But you still think it was worth it.
#85--When you and your friends are telling each other what your plans are for the future you always seriously say, "To be a Hanson's wife."
#86--You wear chokers--even though they give you a rash.
#87--You look for Hanson constellations in the stars. (This one is a toughy but it can be done-trust me.)*
#88--You get braces so that you can be a little bit more like Ike and your teeth which were straight before, are now totally screwed for life.
#89--Your dogs, who have always been called Spotty and Dina are now Diana and Walker since they had a litter of seven puppies.
#90--The seven puppies are named Ike, Tay, Zac, Jessie, Avie, Mac and Zoe.
#91--You yell at your friend for saying she's Hanson's biggest fan.
#92--You decide to become a talk show host so that you can interview Hanson.
#93--You write yourself poems and sign them with the Hanson brothers names.
#94--You go through your yearbook and write "Johnny" on all the spaces that say "picture unavailiable"*
#95--You use smoke signals to try to contact them--and burn down half the neighborhood in the process.
#96--If you only have one dog, you rename it Wickit.
#97--Your mom is making you see a psychiatrist because she caught you kissing one of your Hanson posters.
#98--People with last names remotely close to Hanson become your favorite people. For example, Sally Hansen nail polish,Victor Hansen, an author who helped write the series Chicken Soup For The Soul,Beth Ellen Hansen, from Harriet the Spy,and Chris Hansen, a reporter on Dateline.
#99--The new girl at school named Jordan suddenly becomes your bestfriend, and her little brother, Zac, is also a good buddy.
#100--When you see any of them wearing anything leather you think, "They shouldn't be wearing leather clothes. Infact they shouldn't be wearing clothes at all."--Thankyou dear sister of mine, for that disgusting visual.
#101--You've read every Hanson story on the net, including the ones that aren't even written three times at least.
#102--You go through over two hundred interviews with Hanson and cross out all the H's that they put on the end of Zac's name.
#103--You can recite any televized interview on cue.
#104--You write "I love Hanson" on everything, even the kleenex you just used.
#105--You dye your hair brown with permanent color because you heard that they perfer brunettes.
#106--You dress as Hanson for halloween--and getten beaten up by almost seven people as well as mobbed at that party you went to.
#107--You cried when Zac dropped his drumstick at the Grammy's.
#108--You by tickets to everyplace Hanson will be stopping on tour.
#109--You go out and eat a beaver. (Let me explain. Zac once said, "Save a tree, eat a beaver". Got it?)
#110--In Sunday school, when your studying the 10 commandments and they're written on the chalk board in the front of the room, you go and add an eleventh--"Thou shalt have a frog in thy bathroom". (Another Hanson quote. Ike said it.)
Sorry. That's all I could get up. But check back for more soon!!! :-) Oh yea and E-mail me, I take suggestions. I will put up your signs.
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