The perfect man is gentle,
Never cruel or mean,
He has a beautiful smile, and keeps his face so clean,
The perfect man likes children,
And will raise them by your side,
He will be a good father,
As well as a good husband to his bride,
The perfect man loves cooking,
Cleaning and vacuming too,
He'll do anything in his power,
To convey his love on to you,
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poetry from your name,
He's been a good friend to your mother,
And kisses away the pain,
He has never made you cry,
Or batterd you in any way,
To hell with this endless peom.
THE PERFECT MAN IS GAY!!!