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Nintendo 64

  1. You run around your house yelling at your sister, who happens to be named "Pipsy", and launch rockets at her yelling "Wahay!"

  2. When teachers ask you a question in school, you start up a recording of "Grunty's Furnace Fun" and ask if you can have 3 silly multiple choices.

  3. You sing the Yoshi's Story Theme all day, as if it's permently drilled into your brain.

  4. The corner of your bed room is stacked up with more then a million bed pans.

  5. When you take technology, you ask if you can hand craft an ocarina just so you can impress your girl friend with the "Prelude of Light".

  6. When you buy your next game, you ask if they'll accept rupees.

  7. When you play basket ball, you ask where the Bob-omb's got off to when they pass you the ball.

  8. You attach whiffleballs to your waist, and walk up to cops saying: "Let's Fight!"

  9. You throw your cat out the window when she won't learn the move "Ember".

  10. Your electricity bill has more zeros than you thought humanly possible.

  11. If you see a cow you hum Epona's Song, expecting to get some milk, and to be the first person to ever talk to a cow.

  12. If you get sick you won't take your medicine, and you insist on some Red Potion.

  13. When you write a story in english, you write it in "Duh" and "Hup".

  14. You buy a Playstation just so you can apprieciate your Nintendo more.

  15. When you walk into BlockBuster you ask: "What happened to the 'Happy Mask Shop' ?"

  16. You play so much video games you forget what "sleep" means untill you get to Pre-Algebra

  17. You insist on a customized seat for the bus, with a Nintendo built in and when they refuse you ground pound them.

  18. Your vocabulary has been minimized to "F*** YOU SLIPPY!!!"

  19. For reading class you read nothing but game manuals.

  20. You empty out your fridge of eggs and chuck them at your sister's fat turtle yelling: "Mmmm... POP!"

  21. When you see a tank in a parade, you yell: "Nuke deployed!" and dive behind a float.

  22. You don't think it's unusual that you are green, have red scales, a REALLY long toungue, and say: "Zip zoo!" all the time.

  23. When you get a detention for fighting in school, your only excuse is: "I've got a Liscense to Kill!"

  24. You eat a leaf expecting to grow racoon ears and a tail, and then be able to fly.

MegaMan

  1. You jump on top of your pet dog, expecting to spring off of his back, then you pull his tail like a plug when he bites you.

  2. You strap cardboard around your arms, and pretend to shoot hot plasma at the bald guy next door.

  3. Your son is named "Rock", daughter is named "Roll", cat is named "Tango", dog is named "Rush", and bird is named "Beat".

  4. You beat up on your friends, then use the excuse: "I thought you were a RobotMaster, I forgot my contacts again" .

  5. You have a crush on Roll, and can't stop thinking about her. (no offence DN)

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