The FFA That Noone will forget.

This massive 4 way FFA between Bueno, Mohan, Jay and little Stevie is going to be one that no one will forget.  The offical Monopoly Judge is here so lets get the game started.  Chuck the judge carefully checks the dies to make sure that no one can cheat.  Jay wins the dice roll and starts by getting Oriental.  Little Stevie doubles and bags up Vermont and St. James place.  Mohan lands on chance and goes to  next railroad.  Bueno rolls a huge 11 and gets St. Charles.  Little Stevie calls safty again and stinks up the whole room.  Mohan gasping for air says.  "do that again and I will safty you!"  Mohan goes to jail and eyes Jay's get out of jail free card.  And the trade is made $49 dollars for the get out of jail free card.  Steve rolls a 9 and finds Bueno has been playing with his dog.  Bueno pulls up his pants and askes to be excused and runs to his room.  "My pants itch" says the little stranger.  The stranger starts singing "Animals dont wear underpants they like to roam free"  then we think he is pretending to be an air play."I am going to put my ands away" he repeats 7 times.  And now back to the game.  There is talk of trade in the air and we will send in Chuch to see what it's all about.  Chuck is in the battle field and says the big property in the game is Water Works.  And there it is the trade is made  water works for a get out of jail free card.  Bueno hits the 3 house Oriental property and is running low on money.  The little Stranger is caought with his hands in his pants.  Our chuck interviewed him and this is what he had to say.  "I put my hands away."  Then runs around in circles.  Our best guess is that he is possesed by Demons.  Little Stevie controlls the whole side with the purples and the light blues.  He has hotels on all of his properties on this side and looks to have controll of this match.  There is not that much action going on and I am talking my first break.  Mohan hits steves hotel on Connecitcut and forces him to morgage.  "Tank BABY!!!"  yells the little stranger.  He tells us to call him Dr. Poopy. "Weapon of choice Tank."  we thing that he is going to try and take over the world when he gets older.  I am here trying to talk with Dr. Poopy.  I am going to play a game of golden eye with him as an attempt to get in on his evil plan.  There just has been a New Rule added if someone buys board walk or touches the deed there are kicked out of the game. (we consider board walk to be a holy property)  OH MY GOD!!! steve calls safty again and Mohan runs after him.  Mohan dives and.....HITS BOARDWALK!!!!  Mohan is then removed from the game.  Jay goes out of the game on Luxury tax and the game is now down to  2 players Little Stevie and Bueno.  This game has been going on for hours and still it seems that no one will ever win. 45 min later we inforced the rule that whoever is going to go past go next wins.  Little Steive being the car sees a great chance to show off his speed and then choices to roll the dice and he gets a 5 and goes no where.  Bueno seeing vitory 6 spaces away rolls 2 and lands on chance.  GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL!!!  it looks like little Stevie is back in this.  OH NO steve goes to jail and bueno is closing in on go.  Steve seeing there is no chance to beat bueno doesnt pay the $50 dollars to get out and rolls 12! he lands on chance and ADVANCES TO GO!!!! oh my god that was an outstanding way to end this incredible 4 way ffa.