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For months now, the whole of humanity has been perplexed by the riddle of the
Teletubbies windmill. Many illegal drugs have been taken in an attempt to
uncover the purpose of this machine in Teletubbyland. Theories put forward
have varied from it being merely a TV transmitter (subliminal control) to
a device for spreading L.S.D. across the landscape.
Now is your chance to put forward your theories and help uncover the evils behind this futuristic device - The secret of The Windmill competition. Send us your theory and the best ones will be put on this page. . . you can't expect more than that in a low budget competition. |
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Mushroom Spores - The windmill spreads mushroom spores in a similar way to naturally wind spread plants.
Urinary Water Reclination Unit - The Teletubbies have no formal toilet in the Tubby house. This device evenly spreads urine across the land. Thus the Teletubbies say Uh-Oh whenever it is used. This also explains the high fertility of the land around it.