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Teletubbies Character Analysis

In depth reports on the lives of Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po. Plus exclusive details of Noo Noo and The Sun.


Tinky Winky

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Special Powers: Homosexuality, The power of The Bag, Big Hug crush.
Age: 143
Height: 8ft 2"
Special Song: "Tinky Winky Biddle Biddle Boddle."
Special Wave

Tinky Winky's wave is fairly simple and is often the first wave learned. First of all, extend your left arm into the air. Wave from left to right as shown in the diagram.

Difficulty Rating : 1

Dipsy

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Special Powers: Dildo Head, The power of The Hat, Big Hug crush.
Age: 132
Height: 7ft
Special Song: "Bptum Bptum Bptum Bptum."
Special Waves

Dipsy's waves are fairly complicated and are definately the most popular. This is his second wave, which he always keeps the same. Place both hands facing forwards at chest height. Complete a full anti-clockwise circle (anti-clockwise from someone elses point of view) and finish off with a small wave. Not for beginners.

Difficulty Rating : 5

Laa Laa

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Special Powers: Anorexia, The power of the Ball & Skirt, Big Hug crush.
Age: 124
Height: 6ft 5"
Special Song: "La-La La-La etc."
Favourite Word: "Nice"
Special Wave

Laa Laa's wave is a simple extension of Tinky Winky's wave. First of all, extend your arms sideways into the air. Wave from left to right as shown in the diagram.

Difficulty Rating : 2

Po

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Special Powers: The power of the Scooter, Big Hug crush.
Age: 97
Height: 5ft 10"
Special Song: "Baadit, Baadit, Baadit"
Special Wave

Po's wave is a bit dull. Raise right hand. Flap back and forth.

Difficulty Rating : 1

Noo Noo

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Special Powers: Power Blow Job, various cleaning powers, excretion at high velocity of Tubby Tusdard.
Age: Indeterminate
Height: 2ft
Length: 2ft 8"
Special Song: It's a f**king vacuum cleaner, not Frank f**king Sinatra

Ed

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Special Powers: Providing sunlight. Immortality
Age: Several million years
Height: Indeterminate
Job: God and part time Sun
Special Song: N/A


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