Excuse me.....
Have you ever seen Astrid Lindgren.....?
Have you smoked something funny?
Are you serious...
You cant be... Astrid Lindgren is one of the most children kind persons
in the world.... The stories about Pippi where from the beginning
stories for her grandchild.... Just to amuse her...
About the names... I dont think Astrid know all of this... And
certainly she does not speak that many languages...
The Swedish people is not a racist people!!!
So you better stop harrasening Astrid Lindgren and the Swedish
people........
Subject: pippa
From: AGENT COOPER (cooper@FBI.gov)
what a crap.
ful off bullshit.
fuck you and your homopage
Subject: Hello Dave
From: Johan Larsby (jl@t-kartor.se)
After reading your Pippi Lngstrump page, Im convinced, It was my childhood
that made me a Satanist.
Made me play in a Black Metal band, even do a home page for them
http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/towers/1170/
forced me to dress only in black
gribberd my sences into being a coldhearted sadistical laughing deamon
made my days filled by ironical sentences
so you all you write are true, Im a Swede therefor a satanist, Im a Swede
therefor evil to the core.
Thank you for letting me be be illuminated, now I can go back to being a
good xian as I always have wanted to do, thank you once more.
+----------------------------------------------------------+
Johan Larsby, T-Kartor Sweden AB, jl@t-kartor.se, 044-206825
+--+-+--Use The Source Luke--+-+--+
Subject: idiot
From: alfaw (alfaw@algonet.se)
I must say that I feel sorry for you.
If all this isn't a joke you have got serious problems!
Just to compare Pippi with Hitler, that is...
Your very sick in your very sick head.
And to say that smoking is cool, who are you? YOU must be the devil.
Just to waist time to all this...
You're an idiot.
Subject: U
From: iceqb (iceqb@hem1.passagen.se)
Reply-To: iceqb@hem1passagen.se
U ain't worth a comment. If u said somet about Afghanistan and its
rulers, I'd comment you.
Why jump on an old lady, when the world is full of evil things?
Why jump on millions of kids - when there are billions of adults
behaving evilish or devilish?
I hereby put a spell on you, that you may never have a secure
time of the rest of your life - that you may feel like an
unsecure 5 year old child without and saga's.
Shame on you.
Subject: pippi lngstrump
From: Riktigt Namn (e-postadress@sds.se)
About your conclusions about Pippi and the dark side.
Either just must be joking, major or you're totally out of your mind.
Fact is that the pippi caracter was invented by Astrids daughter who one
night asked her mother to tell a bedtime story.
- About what?, was Astrids response.
- About Pippi Longstocking!!
So there you goSdown the drain.
N.B.
Sorry, but you cant mail me back, because I'm using the company's general
adress and a letter back won't reach me but the Webmaster. Don't make her
angry. Don't mail me back.
Sincerly
Olof Andersson
Swede, and distantly related to Astrid Lindgren.
Subject:
From: "Stahre" (roland.stahre@swipnet.se)
Hi youre idiot do you realy think that pippi is a devil.
Astrid who have made her is deffenitly not a satanic!!
Subject: Pippi
From: Jalle & Nina Svensson (jarl.nina.svensson@malmo.mail.telia.com)
Please, tell us how you hit your head so hard
you can't think straight. You just can't be seriouse
about Pippi Longstocking. Thank you Americans for all the
"Good" things you have given us: The healthy Hamburgers, drive ins,
violent movies wich definetly have an effect on children.
Think before you act. Five seconds is enough.
Subject: but seriously...
From: "Persuader One" (persuader_1@hotmail.com)
You were in the Newspaper yesterday...
I think your site has had quite a few Swedish hits since then...
Congrats!
You also got the Author of the Pippi stories upset...
Along with the rest of Sweden...
Me?
I am just laughing my fucking ass off!
/Suader
Subject: What
From: "Ingemar Hammarstrm" (d95ih@efd.lth.se)
Hi, Dave
My name is Ingemar and I live in Sweden. In todays local newspaper they
wrote about your work on Pippi Longstocking. My first reflection is that I
think you are joking. But I must critisise the "facts" that you bring upp.
First of all you can't base any analysis on here name using the English
translation. The Swedish name for Pippi Longstocking is based on old
Swedish names. The English translation of her name just sounds a little bit
like the Swedish original. For exaple: One part of her name in English is
"Rogardenia", the Swedish original of that is "Rullgardina", you use the
part "Ro" in the English name and say that it means "peace" in Swdish, that
is corect but if you look att the original name "Ro" would be "Rull" wich
means something like "spinn" in Swedish.
You allso say that Pippi Longstocking is a production of Sweden and
Germany. That is an insult to all Swedes, Pippi was writte by the Swedish
author Astrid Lindgren. It may happens the the movies you refer to is
produced by Germans, but you can hardley base "reserch" watching the
movies. To make a corect analysis you must read the original boooks.
Last I can't help myself wondering why anyone would write something like
this, Pippi Longstocking was created when Astrid Lindgren's daughter was
sick, so that she, the doughter that is, would have something to read.
Astrid Lindgren is loved by all Swedes for her many lovely
children-stories, describeing the old Swedish country life.
Subject:
From: carl (carl@digitalrembrandt.se)
your text shows clear signs of narrowmindedness.
you're a pathetic creature and most likely an american to.
do you like burgers? if you do, it's a sign of physical weakness and
mental distortion, you would know that if you read more than childrens
books.
Subject: Pippi Lngstrump
From: Marie Samuelsson (a96eiram@student.adb.gu.se)
Mindboggling. Kind of interesting. Rather stupid, but you've worked
hard. Are you planning to find satan in all the other books of Astrid
Lindgren too? In that case I recommend that you learn swedish first so
that you completely will understand the horrors that lie within these
fictional characters.
Under tiden nskar jag dig lycka till med din terapi.
MVH Marie Samuelsson
Subject: Your so cool
From: MKR (mj14749@janus.swipnet.se)
Hey Man!!
Im swedish..man I enjoyed your page...maybe your right!
I had never thought of Pippi in that way!
Do you want to know how I found you?
I live in Gothenburg, there's this newspaper called GT..third largest in
Sweden, on page 9, which is one of the "biggest news pages" there was this
articel about your site.
How did you get into Pippi so much? What drove you? How old are you?
Oh man...jesus...well..take care..your so cool
MKR
Subject: Never seen before. . .
From: Karl Enderlein (mj14310@janus.swipnet.se)
Hi,
I was refered to this page by a friend of mine who said:
"You just have to check it out, you won't believe your eyes."
So I did and... well, it was different from everything I
ever heard about Pippi. First I thought of it as a fun spinn-
off from a wellknown character and then it hit me, could this
be serious? Please tell me you're not. After all it's just
about an INOCENT girl wanting the most (fun that is) of life.
//Kalle
By the way: it's not pippiLATTA it's pippiLOTTA. "Lotta" happens
to be a VERY common name in Sweden.
Subject: intimidation
From: Clavdio (clavdio@hotmail.com)
Ofcourse the devil is a Swede. we have been harassing the rest of europe
for over a thousand yers and the monks on Irland has special prayers to
protect them from the viking fury. And we discovered America too
Have a nice day and 93:.
Clavdio
Subject: pippi
From: "Meredith McMullen" (meredith@inu.net)
I really am not sure how I ended up reading the pippi page but I did find
it very interesting. Little did I know that as an innocent child, my mind
was really being manipulated while I was watching Pippi Longstocking! It
must have taken you forever to create this and I just wanted to give you
credit! It was really interesting --do you really believe all this or is
it just a funny coincidence? Oh well--and another thing ---I do not
appreciate that remark about Texas. I took offense. (key word
section)
Well goodnight, Dave.
Subject:
From: "Bjrn Johansson" (king.jo@arvika.mail.telia.com)
Hi there mr nerd!
Are you a fucking retard or what?
How can you call Pippi by the name satan?
Its a child story!!!
Subject: pippi
From: bag_end@hotmail.com
Eh..
Hello! Are you stupid? How the HELL can you think that a 80year old lady
writes black books for children. It would be like 'come and get it. The
brand new necroconincon for children, lots of pictures.' Hey.. even you
could read those. Well, you could look at the pictures anyway.
And don't dismiss me as a satanist. Maybe you are.
from
Someone who understand to appreciate good books.
Mathias
Subject: About Pippi
From: Cecilia Farre (cecilia@amc.chalmers.se)
Dear sir,
I've heard about many astonishing things about the wierd country of
United States but this definitely takes the price. This must be a joke.
I think you should take a class in the Swedish language wich seems to be
your Akilles heel in the search of the dark forces in Pippi.
Let me tell you about her name.
pippilotta
Lotta or latta as you refer to is a short form of Charlotte or
Charlotta.
Viktualia
Just something made up.
Rullgardina!!!!!
"rullgardin" is a curtain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Can you believ it?
Crusmynta
It is a plant
Efraim
It is an arabian name. Are you saying that all Arabs with the name
Efraim are the devil?
You are welcome to ask me more about the Swedish language!
You have a lot to learn!
Yours sincerely
Cecilia Farre
Subject:
From: "jonatan jonsson" (stukist@hotmail.com)
don't fuck with pippi.
Subject: Pippi
From: Bengt A Hogrelius (ba.hogrelius@swipnet.se)
Dear Mr Nagel,
I have read your absolutely fantastic interpretation of Pippi
Langstrump. You must be joking! This pseudo-theological rubbish
is based on a complete misunderstanding of practically every-
thing you are trying to explain.
Even if I am not a fan of Pippi's I think I understand the
meaning of what Astrid Lindgren wrote. When the first book was
published in the 40's it was not well received among conservative
people. Books for children should at that time be for educational
purposes, nothing else. For the first time an author put words to
children's fantasies. If you don't understand that, you should not
try to explain anything because it is not there.
Your interpretations of the names are nothing but wrong. The person
who translated the fantasy names into English naturally tried to
do something sounding close to the origin. If that person succeded
I can't tell. Anyway, in Swedish the names are:
Pippilotta (PIPPILATTA)
Pippi is childish language (onomatopoetically) and it means small
bird. A small bird's song in Swedish is pip-pip.
Lotta is a Swedish short form for Charlotte and is far from your
explanation.
Viktualia (VICHIWALLIA)
This is only playing with words in a childish way. Victoria is the
closest real name I can find. The name Viktualia (funny in Swedish)
is derived from the plural noun "viktualier" and the translation
for that is provisions or victuals. Your interpretation is both
wrong and malevolent. Not just funny as the original.
Rullgardina (ROGARDENIA)
In Swedish the first part of the name, "Rull", translates into
roller and the second part, "gardina", means curtain. In English
"rullgardin" is (roller-)blind. Again, play with words in a
childish way and you might end up with "Rullgardina". Funny.
In English it could be Rollerblindia.
Your interpretation is malevolent and absurd.
Krusmynta (CREMINTIA)
If you fear flowers I understand your interpretation. Krusmynta
is the Swedish name for the flower (or herb) Balm-mint, nothing
else.
Efraimsdotter-Langstrump (EPHRAM'S DAUGHTER LONGSTOCKING)
The significance of Efraimsdotter is clear. Pippi is the daughter
of her father Efraim. Nothing strange about that. A name known
from the Bible. When my grandmother died I told my then five year
old son that she had become an angel and was living in heaven.
Was that bad? I don't think so. At that time it was an easy
explanation and I think it is just that that Astrid Lindgren
is using in her book.
"Lost in the South Seas" is the translation of "borta i Sder-
havet". My translation would rather be "gone to the South Seas",
not "Lost in". The meaning of this is, if you know Swedish", that
the father is away in the South Seas. With our long and cold
winters we think of the South Seas as, more or less, paradise.
Langstrump is nothing but a crazy name. An equally crazy name in
Swedish is "Nagel". It should not be interpreted.
The rest of your epos is of the same quality, and is evil
interpretations of the translated Swedish texts. It is really
not possible to translate songs or poetic texts. They have to be
interpreted into another language. Children in Sweden don't have
the same references as children in USA so, you can't just take
a Swedish text and translate it into US English or UK English
and think that children understand it.
Finally, in the paragraph "Invocation of the Beast" you say
"words of Jan Johansson and Konrad Elfers". I don't know who
Konrad Elfers is. Maybe the translator. The Swedish texts to
the songs are made by Astrid Lindgren and the music is made
by Jan Johansson, a fantastic jazz pianist and a very religious
man.
By the way, the name of the film director is Olle Hellbom.
I am hoping for a quick recovery from your fancies.
Best regards,
Bengt Hogrelius
Subject: Moe PIPPI Evil-ness
From: Ken Love (kluv@pacbell.net)
Heya!
You forgot about the one American PIPPI Re-Hash movie. 'Bout ten years
ago, the U.S. took a stab at making a PIPPI movie.
Was really.. really bad.
Bad Actor.. John Schuck (Of "Holmes and Yo Yo" fame) played PIPPI's dad.
Eileen Brennan played the Evil School Teacher (or was it... Orphanage
Headmaster.)
I see no mention of this in your Web Page. Also.. You forgot the newly
released CARTOON edition of PIPPI LONGSTOCKING: The Movie. Already dying
in the theatres near you.
This is Vital Information. I'll keep you posted on more PIPPI info. as I
remember it.
Stay Cool!
- Ken
P.S.- "Any more PIPPI pix?" :)
Subject: Pippi
From: john.robillard@harnosand.se
I have written to AOL and asked that your offensive material be removed
or labelled 'just a joke, folks'. It's not funny when you upset people.
John
Subject: You're probably a stupid American Asshole...
From: psycho.tron@rocketmail.com
So, once again the army of the undead Swedish Vikings
shall rise again and roam the 7 seas of the world and
obey the true god PIPPI LONGSTOCKING.
Fear shall keep you filthy Americans of the seas, and
you will never ever more live in peace. They shall
come to your so called cities and wreck them worse
than any natural disaster you ever will see. You have
just unfolded a little secret of the Scandinavian
people. But you don't know even half of it.
I wipe my ass with the American flag and spit in your
face.
Best Regards From The Faithfull Army Of Pippi
Longstocking.
Subject: Interesting
From: eusmico@am1.ericsson.se
You are an idiot. Seek professional help before it's too late.
Subject: pippi
From: maxxjd@algonet.se
My guess is that your mother dropped you on the floor,
or that you where born with your faders dick up your ass,
get the right facts asshole!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: a lot of crap
From: christian.olsson@mbox309.swipnet.se
If you're serious about this crap, you really must be one of the oddest
people
I've ever encountered... But, nice page anyway, even if not a single
word is correct.
Christian Olsson
christian.olsson@mbox309.swipnet.se
http://www.booze.com
Subject: Pippi Langstrump
From: eckerman@algonet.se
Dear mister,
I belong to the first generation of children who grow up with Pippi
Langstrump. At that time there were lots of protests towards letting us
children hear about her: we would be totally demoralized. Maybe that is
why we have the new school system, with much more children power than
when I went to school? I never thought of it before.
Your theory is very interesting, but there are some problems:
1. The first book about Pippi came out 1945. It does not contain any song
texts, they were made up much later, for the film. So I do not consider
you can use the song texts as evidence. I suggest you read the books,
preferable in Swedish with the original drawings. The comics were much
later. Another way of getting into the material is to listen to the
author (over 90 now) reading the text. That gives a very special touch.
2. Pippi's true name is Pippilotta Viktualia Rullgardina Krysmynta
Efraimsdotter Langstrump (with a circle on the a in Langstrump). She has
a lot of international pseudonymes. Pippi means bird. Lotta comes from
Charlotta. Pippilotta is a nickname for a nice small girl. Viktualia
means foodstuff. Rullgardina means springblind. Krysmynta is a very nice
spice, I do not know the English name. And as Efraim is her father, she
is named Efraimsdotter in the traditional nordic way. Dotter means
daughter. And 1945, all Swedish girls were wearing long stockings
(langstrumpor) at winter, goat legs or not. So not even that proves
anything.
Well, you have to find other ways to prove your thesis! This would not
even give you a master's degree.
Subject: Pippi is in your toilet
From: thomaslindkvist@swipnet.se
Hmm.... ok... I found your adress in the Internet World magazine in
sweden. And you know what I find you amusing. Because u are so fucking
unserious. And if you are serious or think that you are well I know some
mental hospitals that would be glad to take you in. But you are right
we swedes are crazy, pippi is crazy but no one is crazier than you.
Pippi evil??? Has the demons got to you??
he,he... don't even feel sorry for u damn fool
/Ana Maria
Subject: [none]
From: mona.henrysson@vastervik.mail.telia.com
Excuse me but you are insaine!
Subject: pippi
From: karl.kusa@swipnet.se
you are sick man!
Subject: Pippi and her names
From: kjell.westerlund@swipnet.se
Hello, havn't read all of you page yet and not all the comments
from other swedes as well. Any way, I hope that the names you
have is from some
english version of Pippi where the names have been translated
exactly like that, cause
otherwise, Pippis names are not all like that in Swedish. I
understand that they migth
sound similar but in swedish they are: Pippilotta Viktualia
Rullgardina Krusmynta
Efraimsdotter Lngstrump, where 'rullgardina' is from the
kind of curtain that you
pull down for your window and 'krusmynta' is a spice.
Will read your page now, seems quite interesting acctually,
but you aren't really thinking
we are THAT evil do you?
/Per
Subject: Pippi/Emil
From: gerth.backstrom@swipnet.se
Hello there!
I was impressed by your investigation about the swedes and Astrid
Lindgren's story
"Pippi.." in particular. Have you ever heard about Emil i Loenneberga,
another kid
she wrote
about? His first name is Emil. Would you interpretate
this as Evil or Devil? The "i" is a preposition, so don't bother!
The last part is the name of a village where he lived. "oe" is
English for the
Swedish "o" with two dots on top. (Smart idea to make commercial
site wellknown!
This debate could go on forever. Please send me kick-back
commission on the sales!)
Bye,bye
lena.bjorndahl@usa.net
Subject: Pippi Lngstrump
From: m_carell@hotmail.com
Hehe...nice site!
Man, I just couldn't stop laughing when I read "the Evil of Pippi"...
...Still laughing...
Keep up the good work!
M. Carell
Subject: Thy shall burn in the flesh off Pippi!
From: fiskluder@hotmail.com
Hello my friend!
I agree totaly!
You have many interesting points and we in the Pippi
sociaty in Sweden
would like to have more information about
your point of view.
malte
Subject: Hmmm.....
From: sten.sandberg@mbox302.swipnet.se
As I read through your site I really asked myself what
kind of life a person like
you have.
You have, by your own will, written such a long text
about a girl who doesnt
exist. I can
imagine you, you are ugly, no friends, much time
alone in front of
your computer...
Therefore instead of doing this, cut your hair,
buy some new
clothes and get a life...
Love Matte
Subject: [none]
From: l.m@flashback.net
As a swed i can say that Pippi is a darkangel from Hell
and we all worship her.
And for the next election the swedish citizents
will vote for the monkey mr.Nilson for president.
So we shall all hail him when he leads us in the
way of Satan.
And Sweden gone go to war against Italy
to fight the Catolics stronghold.Soon the
whole world will kneel down before The
power of Pippi!!!!!
Lord Shadowrun!
Subject: pippi is evil but your wrong...
From: bushman@trollhattan.mail.telia.com
you made a misstake whit naming pippis grandfather, fabian.
he is her great,great,grandfather according to the swedish song
"sjrvar-fabbe"(pirate-fabian).
but if you will see real swedish evil, check out the name
"staffan
westerberg" . this man has destroyed a whole generation of swedish
children, whit his
puppetshow
"lost in the panncake-vilse i pannkakan". we're not talkin'
sesame
street here, this show was probebly broadcasted or made
in russia and
sent to swedish tv.
i know theres at least one swedish site about this
horror, check it out
stefan "i can't eat pancakes anymore" olsson
Subject: Hmmmm
From: torgny.jonsson@op.se
Are you serious?
Torgny Jonsson
...stersund
Sweden
Subject: pippi
From: Ravi.Kappel@km.luth.se
Yo man!
I lika your interresting interpretation of the truth
behind the character Pippi Longstocking. The
only problem is that you have based your
analysis of the name on the english translation of it.
This is the original name of Pippi in Swedish,
which you ought to use for a new analysis,
which probably will reveal just as stunning results:
Pippilotta Viktualia Rullgardina
Pepparmynta Efraimsdotter Langstrump
What do these words mean in
Swedish? you might wonder.
Pippi usually means crazy in a funny way.
Lotta is a common name in Sweden,
short form of Charlotta.
Viktualia, well you probably know
what victuals are.
Rullgardina, Rullgardin means window
shade in swedish.
The "a" et the end
makes it sound like a name.
(a real stupid one)
Pepparmynta is of course
peppermint.
Efraimsdotter means Efraim's daughter.
Langstrump means longstocking.
If you can prepare a new analysis of Pippis
name, based on the
original name,
not the name created by the american
translator, I'll be
impressed. The
analysis you have already published is
based on too many
misspellings to be
considered serious. But I admit that I
am impressed by all
the effort you
apparently have spent. Please do it
one more time!
best regards
Ravi Kappel
Subject: You fucked up yankee...
From: zaudi@hotmail.com
doodle dandy....
You were probably born from your mothers
asshole or did
you just eat
crayons when you were a kid...huh?
I can't believe that you claim Pippi to be
Satan Incarnate,
you haven't
even translated her name correctly from
Swedish to English...
a rough
translation of the name would be:
Pippilotta Viktoalia Rollerblindy
(as in curtains)
Chrysanthemumy
Ephraims Daughter Longstocking.
So you better just shape up and
get your thumb out
of your ass..
God, I hope this is some kind of
sick joke...
See ya in ten years at the White
House Bombing...we
norse folk are gonna
kick some serious interm ass, as
well as flay Dave
Letterman and that
fat, ugly,hypocrate, nigger bitch Oprah...
Beware the wrath of the Swedish
vikings...
By the way the Germans have
absolutely nothing
whatsoever to do with the
next Nobel prize winner Astrid
Lindgren...
Stay fucked up...'cause that is
how we Swedish
people see you yankee
wankers...
Kokalo Zaudi Beaker Ibrahim
Subject: bravo bettelheim is alive!
From: info@microsaft.com
Waow. I never even thought about pippi in that way.
You should
study Bettelheim, he must be your soulmate. I have
been studying
analysts for quite some time now and it fashinates me. I
always end up
with the famous quote. An interpretation often tells more about the
interpreter than
about the text that is interpreted. Pippilotta (lotta isn't spellt with an ) hehe :o)
That spoils
it all for you. Vichivallia is for instance Viktualia, has nothing
to do with
latin from what I know. Krusmynta - It is a smell, in a little bowl.
Krus, mynta I think that to be able to analyse the songs
and texts of
pippi you should learn swedish. This way you are only
analysing the
poor guy who translated the texts. You got her name quite wrong for instance..
But that is
understandable as you cannot grasp the concept of all the
letters in the
alphabet that we are using. I think that it is childish to believe in satan,
what proof do
you have that there are things/creatures such as satan,
toothfairy,
santa claus, ghosts, angels, witches, goblins, ufo's, and
so on... It
is all stories... I am sad to tell you that they sacrificed alot
of your
women a few hundred years ago when they believed
them to be
witches.. hahaha Diddle diddle dee, That is NOT a swedish song,
it isn't
even in the books here, it is obvious that it is inspired
by your
countrymusic. We have no expressions like Heigh hoo Does this mean that your countrymusic is satanic?
Again you are interpreting the poor guy who translated the books. The main theme song goes. Here
comes Pippi Lngstrump Tjolahopp
tjolahej tjolahopp san sa ... She never says I am Pippi
Longstocking, If you say it fast it's funny ... She never says that she is only nine years old in our song. You got it all wrong.
Tjolahopp tjolahej tjolahopp san sa seems to
be what is translated
as your "alien tounge" Hope and a heigh and a hope sha na I think that the whole story about her
super powers is the same
thing as your superman, isn't it nice that we have a girl as hero instead
of a man? I don't see why you think that the book comes from germany?
Astrid Lindgren is still alive and can answer all your questions. Your site hasn't been in television?
Who do you think you are?
It has simply been published in a newsletter with intersting sites by a
small daily paper. Ah well I have to hit the hay now, and of course I am sleeping
with my feet upon my pillow. :O) I am not mad at you in any way, because I know that you only did
this to annoy people and because you have too much time on your hands.
(I think that was Bettelheims problem aswell) Get yourself a hobby :) I am an alien and when you read
this I am having sex with
your eyes. -- Fredrik Astrom 22 y/o student in Sweden
Subject: The hell she is
From: Y9a88@TTACS.TTU.EDU
What a bunch of bullshit... Pippi Lngstromp is not the freakin' devil..I should know...
I AM HIM/IT!!! 666
Subject: Question
From: edlund@home.se
I would really like to hear your comments on the fact that the
English
translation of for example Pippi's full name does not correspond
to the
Swedish original text. I guess you have spent quite a lot of
time on
your analysis, but in my opinion the result is irrelevant unless
you
study the original text. What you are saying now is that the
translation
into English is satanic and not the original text...
or did I
misunderstand you? Please answer me.
Linda Edlund
Subject: Pippi
From: nicklas.dahl@svenska-spel.se
Du din jvel, jag vet var ditt hus bor!
Subject: [none]
From: Lennart.Svensson@flextronics.se
kidds just love her,thats the way it is!!!!!
Subject: Pippi - Abba - Roxette mm..
From: henhja@algonet.se
You forgot all Swedish rock, pop artists, they are in it to. Dag Hammarskild(UN boss in 50-60) started this thing, the
author, Astrid Lindgren, got payed with mony from the UN. Everybody knews that we ar the surperior humans here in Sweden
but the true is not funny to all.
Subject: Ngot du borde skmmas ver din lilla skit !
From: grill1@hotmail.com
Eftersom du r s intereserad av pippi s kan du skert svenska !
Du r och tafsar p ngot av det svenskaste som finns !
Du r skert en sdan frlst skit som inte har haft ngon egen
barndom,Du har troligtvis inga barn sjlv heller.
Dra ngot gammalt ver dig !
Subject: Hi
From: liv.strandman@uppsala.mail.telia.com
Hello! Eave though we Swedish people are cavemens and our
God is called Pippi Lngstrump, we have all a good hart. We listen to God and
we love you eaven though you have so much hate inside of you...You
know God loves you and we do to very, very much. Please come to God and he
will forgive you for your little...hrm.... With love from the Swedish people!!
Subject: I love you!
From: liv.strandman@uppsala.mail.telia.com
I think that you are very very jelous about we Swedish
people, becouse
we are so good. We are smart, we all look good and well
we are so much
better than you...
I LOVE MY DEAR SWEDEN AND
I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU MY BEUTIFUL
COUNTRY!!
*With much love from a beutifull Swedish girl*
Subject: ?
From: FP97AB21@hkutbfs.hkr.se
If Pippi is satan, is it possible that Bjvrn Borg is a devil?
Subject: don't mess with pippi
From: prim@home.se
Uhm, typ, are you using drugs?
seems to me you're a lsd-pHREAK
Subject: From Satan
From: janeva@ebox.tninet.se
You dreadful sucker. what right have you to talk
aboute my child! I gonna get you very soon, this
is to much. you have pressed your luck too much.
Meet you in hell, arsehole! 666!
Subject: hahahahahaha
From: bengt.mattsson@mbox303.swipnet.se
U are such a clown! I'm still laughing. This is such
a funny site. Another stupid american; the world is
full of them!
Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave.....therapy's
obviously not working, but at least you bring some
laughter to us all.
If you just want to provoce a whole nation, go ahead,
if that's your only hobby in life, well go ahead you
pathetic moran.
Tottiluuu....(I guess that's the sound of the monotone
melody that keeps repeting itself inside of that funny
little yellobrain of yours!)
Keep up that silly hobby of yours! We just looooooooooove it!
belzebub & c.o
Subject: keep me posted
From: drmatt@globaltraces.cnchost.com
hey there
i am glad to see that there are more than just myself
exposing satan in there last days............. satan is the
king of deception
i am exposing the church of satan and the illuminate. i
have proved that we have been living a lie for the past
200 years. the church of satan (masons, free masons, illuminate,
fabian society, rhodes scholars, tribunal comission, the committee
of 300, the club of rome, etc etc.............oh yeah and the UN) i can
go on and on about it all........
i belong to a church that understands the ultimate TRUTH.............
these are the end days, do not stop revealing satan
for many will be fooled in these end days, pray for discernment
my friend for it is this very thing that you and I are doing, which
satan loves to manipulate for his good. :-)
Brother In Christ
mark
trinitynetworks@webtv.net
Subject: Pippi
From: no1retardo@hotmail.com
Hey
I bet a $zillion that this thing is a joke, but it looks like no one
(from Sweden) took it that way.
I must admit that I'm impressed by all the "facts" you've come up with,
about Pippi. Man, you have the most fascinating fantasy I've ever seen
in my intire life. Too bad, people can't take this the "right" way. You
really have to enjoy all those mails (I've read them all) that critisize
your mental health (or?). It does make us swedes look even more
stupidious.
If anyone even consider taking this weird site serious, THEY ought to go
see the Doc.
This bunch o'horseshit just gave me laugh!
I DO respect Astrid, more than any woman on earth (except mum)
and I hope, that no one will ever translate the content of this site to
her.
Too bad you think low (or worse) about us Swedes.
Maby someone should have concidered reading Pippi to you, back when it
was bedtime...
/Johnny Crunch
Subject: Pippi Langstrump
From: la.rs@2.sbbs.se
Hi!
As a swede, and upgrown with the devil of yours, Pippi, i must ask...
Have you read "EMIL I LONNEBERGA", also written by Astrid Lindgren?
Have you any theories about that little boy Emil?
How come you don't have any comments on the "swedemail.html"-page?????.
Do you not want to fight for your oppinion?
//Lasse (S)
Subject: Pippi Longstocking
From: sailorcharon@yahoo.com
Dear whoever,
I was browsing your website and I was quite appaled. You have a
very narrow mind. For example, you state that "pippi" may have been
taken from the 13th century French word for "apple". That's all fine
and dandy. Perhaps it was. However, you say, and I quote, "the term
'pepin' also refers to an apple, the forbidden fruit into which Adam
and Eve sunk their teeth" yada, yada, yada. As you probably do not
know, the apple is also the sacred fruit of many goddesses of love,
such as Aphrodite, Venus, and Adonis.
In the same section, you talk about the word "latta". My
dictionary does not contain that particular word. That is another
reason why I think you're making this up. Also, if the word does exist
and means what you say, this still does not mean a thing. I know many
people who spontaneously break into song or dance, sometimes both.
Also, your "Seven Crowns of the Antichrist". Marilyn Manson is
considered the "all-American Antichrist", but even when preaching at
the Church of Satan, he does not wear the twisted cotton or whatever.
Vichiwalla and Rogardenia. This is a load of balogna. Isn't a
rogardenia a flower of some sort? I know I've heard the name applied
to something of the garden.
Your translation of "craindre" is correct. However, Miss
Longstocking fears nothing at all. My point here is quite clear.
Ephram was her mother's name, so that is how she gets the
"Ephram's Daughter" in her name. Also, many names have Biblical or
religious references. For example, a very popular name is Matthew. It
means "gift of God". One from Greek is Aphrodite, named after their
goddess of love, and means, roughly, "she who was born of the sea".
Also, I believe your translation of her name is a little over the
top. Where do you get the "and I have salted the garden that the fruit
of bliss may no longer grow"? There was nothing about this in your
piece-by-piece translation.
"Freckles on her nose" is quite an insult to many people. Almost
every child has freckles at one point in their life or another. You
are stating that every man, woman, and child has potential to be the
Anitchrist.
"Pippi tells you stories". Well, duh! Anyone who has read the
stories, or even watched the television series, knows that Pippi likes
to tell tall tales. We all do. Let me tell you about the time I got
this gigantic fish! It was three, no, four feet long! Besides,
make-beleive is an every-day activity for every child.
"She is such an imp" is just plain pathetic. Every child gets in
trouble. Also, some imps do good.
Also, "she speak with beasts" is dumb. I talk to my dog, my
parents talk to my dog, farmers talk to their animals (some of them),
you talk to your cat, and so on.
You say something about how singing increases the powers of
spells. Not true. The best way to increase the strength of any
incantation -- such as a prayer, a wish, or a Pagan spell -- is to
repeate it over and over again. The more you repeat it, the more
energy is drawn into it.
I'm only nine
I always live alone
Inside my papa's house
Until he comes back home from
Far off somewhere
Is the insignificance of this stanza INVISIBLE?? She is a child
of only nine-years-old. The second and third lines are obvious, too.
Her father's house is Villavilla Kulla (SP?). However, she does not
exactly live alone. She has Horse and Mr. Nillson to keep her company,
and Tommy and Anica visit her, too. Mrs. Prissilius (SP?) is also
around all the time, as are Cling and Clang.
You are just getting plain obsesive saying that she lives with
"leigons of beasts" and that Mr. Nillson and Horse are "special". Of
course they're special! They're her pets! Are your pets not special to
you, too? I know my dog is special to me. Also, how are one monkey and
one horse "legions of beasts"?
The "pirate island" references are also obsesive. As I said
above, Pippi is a fearless girl, much like her father.
"Hope and a heigh and a hope sha na" is not an alien tongue. It
may simpley mean that Pippi could not think of anything to rhyme in
her song, so she made up a few words.
Still more obsesive, is Klank's "Oh my God! She's fallen down!"
I'm not sure where you got this from, but it means nothing. We are all
in grace in one way or another. Yes, even Lucifer.
I will agree, Pippi is a strange girl, but that's what makes her
appealing to little children, even adults. However, sleeping with her
feet on her pillow is an absurd statement. I've done that before, and
so have many other children.
Pippi may have superhuman strength, but that's another thing that
people like about her. It gets her into trouble. You statement about
the boys in trees is also absurd. She usually takes them down, unless
something important happens.
Witches can't fly, the never have, and they never will. The
witches of ancient times used a concoation of different herbs that was
a hallucenagenic. This potion caused them to believe they were flying.
Warts and blisters. So what? Many people have warts and blisters
that can't get rid of. You must also remember that Pippi exagerates a
lot.
She may have hidden that pitcher of lemonade in the tree and
tried to impress her friends by saying she grew it. Also, any
red-blooded person would sink in water.
In conclusion, I would just like to say that you are very
obsessive and you should get a real hobby. Good day.
Sincerly,
Sailor Charon
Subject: Pippi the devil.
From: toreibjo@c2i.net
You really made me laugh,
I'm viping tear's from my eyes this very moment.
This site was brilliant, a lot of publisity and a lot of hits
because of it's remarkable content.
How on earth can one man make up so much volapyk out of
practically nothing?
You are a truly genious person, but where are the advertising?
Have you done this for nothing else but the publisity?
Come on, wake up and smell the coffe! Get some serious
sponsor's right away, and take a new round
with the Newspaper's. Then you will earn some good money
on your fabulous site!
Best wishes from Tor-Eirik Bjoerkli, in the Sweden's
neighbourcountry; --The Kingdom Of Norway --
PS: Rolling on the flor and laughing out loud!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Subject: PIPPI!!!
From: gruiz@goliat.ugr.es
Could you please shut up, please? Everybody knows everything now, you
stupid. You've uncovered the whole stuff... What am I going to do now? Hey,
you, say something! What can I do now? Shall i take the image of Minnie?
You've destroyed years of work!
Pippi Langstrump
Subject: Pippi's Evil?
From: veronica.graf@swipnet.se
I can't believe that people are taking this so seriously... I once read
something with "evidence" that the purple dinosaur Barney (American
children's program?) was Satan...
~Veronica
Subject: Pippi-fanatic
From: dionysos@home.se
You have seriously damaged your brain haven't you?!
Subject: Pippi
From: jonas.hendrikson@mailbox.swipnet.se
I am Cornholio... I need tp for my bunghole... Bunghoolioo...
-Are you thretening me? You can not run from your bunghole...
I have no bunghole... I need tp for my bunghole...
Hehe... hehe... I have no bunghole...
By the way... Pippi is not Satan. Either Satan or god exists. They are
ferry tales written by evil men long ago. So... why don't you
concentrate on findingout truths about cristianity insted of writing
down stupid theories about the swedish sex symbol nr 1?
Please call me on nr +46 70 7591073, so we can talk about Pippis monkey
mr. Nilsson. I've got something really interesting to share with you
about him. Also interessted in serius phonesex.
/Jonas
PS. Ever heard of the cute little drugaddict "Bamse".
Subject: Pippi
From: cuthulhu@hotmail.com
Hi weirdo!
It is good that you've finally found out the evil of pippi. But that's
not all - in the best Crowleyian manner she's also a drug fiend!
Please note that she has a monkey on her back, which in english
jive means to have an addiction. And addicted to
what? Well, further notice her white "horse"=heroin. She also
does "Krumelurpiller", some mysterious pills that makes her
stay in her infancy forever. And what is "Spunk"(which
she is desperately hunting for in one episode) if not "junk"?
Not strange she is acting funny!
Worst wishes,
Tengil Emilsson
Subject: Pippi
From: anders_hadell@hotmail.com
I read somewhere (in a american magazine),that most of the american
people did'nt have any idea of how many people that live in the US. Most
children thought that USA where the only country in the world and that
only about 50% of the american population could point out USA on a world
map.
When I finished the article I just thought "Yeh right...I've herd about
stupid americans but they can't be this stupid"
But you really convinced me.....
First, almost at every point where you point at Pippis relations with
satan and occultism, you're wrong in the "original" swedish (not german)
version the song is a compleat different, her name is different, the
horses name is different. I think you should blame the
---->AMERICAN<---- translators they are the ones who have turned pippi
into what you find "satanic"
So before you come up with such a stupid theory maby you should do some
more research
And if this site is'nt serious at all I can congratulate you cuz it was
most interesting to read
/Anders Hdell
Sweden
Subject: Please read AND awnser
From: arriagada@hotmail.com
Hello,
What is your problem human? Or whatever you are. I mean do you seriously
think that a person like Pippi that isn't even real that doesn't even
excist is the Devil? Are you okay? What happened... did your mother drop
you on your head as a child?
Why don't you go somewhere where no one can see you. Cause NO ONE will
agree with you stupid opinions that just make me wanna take you by you
tiny little brain and drag you to a mental institute where you
belong.... I'm not mad at you... I just wondered what happened with you
as a child... Are you afraid of Pippi? Are you scared?! Of her RED
hair!!! Her ugly old longstockings?! That during the night she'll come
and lift you up from you cosy warm bed and throw you in the wall??!!
That her Enormusly HUGE monkey will eat you up??!!
Or do you just want attention? Hey maybe that's it... there is no other
way for you to get e-mails.. well here is another one. Don't you think
that just for once it would be kinda nice if you got a letter that said
"I really agree with you".
//To infinity and beyond!
Subject: reflections
From: anders.thomas@swipnet.se
Why of course you are right! I have for a long time claimed Pippi to be
the prime evil, or at least a psychotic, lying and probably
schitzofrenic devilchild.
I have copied your text to show to anyone still having doubts about
this horrible creatures origin. Thank you.
PS. I am not a religous fanatic, just sick of this Pippi with whom, as a swede, I grow up with.
Yours truly, A. Thomas. Sweden.
Subject: Regarding the silly nation of Sweden
From: browalx@hotmail.com
Dear Dave,
Being a resident of Sweden I'm not at all surprised by the ludicrous
mail you've been receiving. The Swedes are a moody, glum, and above all
boring nation. Not only are they slow and sluggish in body and mind,
they're also widely renown for their lacking in any trace of a sense of
humour.
Sad as it is, the Swedes are simply one of mother natures' failures, a
strange and frightening half-breed between real people and polar bears.
These pathetic ice-trolls will readily jump anyone who dares challenge
their much-worshipped demigods, such as Pippi, Ace of Base, or the
bizarre creature known as "Loket".
Nasty and foul smelling, the drooling Swedish hordes lurk the streets of
Stockholm, occasionally muttering to themselves in their guttural
language. Beware of getting in their way, or they will batter you with
reindeer horns and leave you to bleed in the frozen gutter.
Indeed, before the great Satan - Pippi - corrupted Sweden in her
wickedness, it was almost a bearable place. Obviously, even in those
days it was a cold, damp bog without any signs of culture and with beer
that wouldn't pass for horse piss in a civilised country - but still
nowhere near as bad as today.
The only thing that might save this doomed hell-hole in the outskirts of
Europe would be to sell the lot to Denmark. The Danes could then use
this measly excuse for a Satanic dictatorship as an international
dumping ground for toxic waste. Not only would that be an ecologically
sound measure, as no important cultures would have to be exposed to
pollution, but it would also drastically improve the Swedes' smell.
Sincerely,
Artur Kowalski, Stockholm
Subject: WHeeeeee!
From: ulf@server4u.com
I'm sorry, but you must have some kind of psychotic disturbance!!
Our Pippi rules, and the only thing Pippi is, is a funny childstory.
Just like Dr.Snuggles, or Roadrunner.....
People of your kind should stop wasting hours and hours of work, trying
to find a way to attack peaceful persons like Astrid Lindgren.
If you had seen her on Tv just once, you'd know what i mean.
Pippi is so harmless a story can be.
You really suck man.... really suck... stop the drug inhale, and perhaps
you'll
manage to pull your stuff together....
I piss on U.
// Ulf
Subject: [none]
From: cen@monumental.com
Pippi, is cute and brings happiness to many children, and adults.
Give me one reason why she is truly evil!!
CEN
Subject: Hello Mr
From: skalet@mailbox.calypso.net
You are a totaly wonderful and completly crazy human being.
Pippi isn't evil at all, she is also a totaly wonderful and completly
crazy human being.
Cheers
Johan "The Swede" Skalstad
--
http://themiserymire.home.ml.org
Swedish underground music for the masses...
Subject: How stupid can one get?
From: ejona@swipnet.se
I've never read so much bullshit in one site!!! Just to mention one
little detail: Her full name that you find evidence for her to be "the
child of satan" is just a lame attempt to write the swedish words in
english. Pippilatta is really Pippi-Lotta in the swedish (original)
version, where Pippi is (as we all know) her name and Lotta is a common
swedish name. Vichiwallia (Are these really the translations in the
english versions of the books?!?!) actually is Viktualia, another
swedish (though not very common) name. Rogardenia is an attempt to write
the swedish word Rullgardina in a way to make english-speaking people
understand the pronounciation. Now, this is even more funny because it's
just a made-up name. Rullgardin is simply the swedish word for blind
(you know that thing we pull down in front of the windows to shut out
the light).
-Perhaps I should just laugh and think that you are one funny guy, but I
happen to be proud of Astrid Lindgren who wrote so many wonderful
children books, and that's nothing to make fun of!
To finish off, I just want to say that your text is so full of fake
facts, lies and misinterpretations that I just don't have time to
comment them all!
/Fredrik Jonasson, Sweden
Subject: .....fucking morons!
From: Gearl Stephens
Great page, bro....and as I always say, "Fuck'em if they can't take a
joke!"
Keep up the good work.
Subject: hee hee
From: "Mindy Clare"
Well, I'm not a Swedish person. I just happened to chance upon yer
site via "SHOCKING STORIES REVEALED" and I have to say that I am very
amused. Not only with the melay of Pippi desecration but with all of
the people you pissed of. I feel kinda sorry for that author lady --
she probably didn't realize that she was being used as a channel for
the devils doings. Maybe you should give her credit for being the
unknowing messanger of satan. She isn't really the antichrist herself.
I never really liked that show. It always grated on my nerves. The
squeaky voice the poking fun of freckles (I have many, and mine are said
to be cute, even sexy) and her red-ass hair and the fact that she lives
with a monkey and a donkey or something like that. I have seen those
porn sites where chics are with animals --beastiality and all.
I was rather shocked and amused at your site.
If you didn't offend a few people, then it really wouldn't be worth it,
now would it?!
Mindy
__They will say you are on the wrong road if it is your own...