For beginning readers...


    19 BOOKS REJECTED BY DR SEUSS
  
  1.  THE CAT WENT SPLAT
  2.  ARE YOU MY PROCTOLOGIST?
  3.  FOX IN DETOX
  4.  WHO SHAT IN THE HAT?
  5.  HORTON NEED A HO
  6.  THE LEMON-FRESH LORAX
  7.  HOW THE GRINCH STOLE THE GOODS
  8.  YOUR COLON CAN MOO--- CAN YOU?
  9.  YERTLE THE RABID GERBIL
  10. ONE BITCH, TWO BITCH, I'M A BITCH, YOU'RE A BITCH
  11. HERBERT THE PERVERT LIKES SHERBERT
  12. YENTL LIKES LENTILS
  13. MY POCKET ROCKET NEEDS A SOCKET
  14. AUNTIE'S IN MY PANTIES
  15. RICHES BRING BITCHES
  16. HOP ON MOM
  17. OH, THE PLACES YOU'LL SCRATCH AND SNIFF!
  18. HORTON FAKES AN 'O'
  19. THE GRINCH'S TEN INCHES