Grover was really bored, one day. Big Bird was collecting cans
for the poor, and Oscar the Grouch was in one of his pissed-off moods
again. So he decided to go over to Maria's house.
"Hi, Maria!" Grover exclaimed as he entered. The sight he saw
was one he would not soon forget. Maria lay on
the couch, wearing nothing but a pair of high-heeled shoes. She had
one of her fingers deep inside her wet pussy, the digit probing and
caressing her inner membranes. She looked up and saw Grover, and was
startled; she had not expected any company. But a lewd grin soon
replaced her initial look of apprehension; she invited Grover to join
her on the couch. Now Grover, you see, was a virgin. He didn't ever
admit it to any of the other Sesame Street gang, but he had never even
felt a girl's tits. So you can imagine the wave of pleasure that swept
over him. Without a word, Grover approached Maria, and crawled on top
of her. Since muppets don't wear clothes, he didn't have to undress.
He reached between his legs, and from the jungle of blue fur extracted
a huge blue cock, hairy from end to end. It was already fully erect,
and fit to burst. With one deft move, Maria parted her pussy lips,
already wet from masturb- ation, and Grover soon filled her void with
his heaving azure member. He pumped up and down on Maria, the
sensuous movement bringing his excitement to a fever pitch. The
puppeteers had their hands full that day! Maria was experiencing a
whole new world of pleasure, herself; she had never fucked a muppet
before, and it proved to be an incredible experience. Grover soon
exploded inside her, his warm fuzzy dick going off like a cannon deep
within Maria. She screamed, as she was climaxing at the same time.
She grabbed ahold of Grover's blue shoulders, and almost wept on his
shoulder, so powerful was the experience. But Grover wasn't done yet.
His furry member had gone soft, and he wanted it hard again. So he
leaned over, and took one of Maria's pert breasts in his mouth. His
plush tongue caressed and fondled the nipple, and Maria moaned at the
pleasure of it. The nipple was very hard, and Grover was having a
delightful time, tasting bare tit for the first time. Soon Maria
decided it was her turn to have a little "taste" of the action. She
shoved Grover off her tit, and bent down. With both hands she grasped
his monstrous cock, and began to stroke it, slowly at first, then with
greater and greater intensity. Grover (actually Frank Oz) moaned and
cried at the incredible feeling. The member was soon hard as a rock,
and Maria lifted it to her eager lips. She devoured his cock with
great appetite, sliding her mouth up and down the plush boner, and
with her hands she stroked his blue balls. Grover, by this time, was
about ready to come, and he cried out; simultaneously, great bursts of
white cum exploded from his member into Maria's mouth, and she eagerly
swallowed the divine nectar of his loins. She was pleasantly
surprised to find it tasted like marshmallows. Grover knew he must
have more. He turned Maria around, so she was on all fours; he licked
and sucked her ass and pussy, burying his big furry head between her
creamy thighs. Soon, he was erect again; and without another word, he
proceeded to drive his massive rod into her ass, again and again. He
was like an animal. Maria cried out in a mixture of pain and ecstasy:
"Oh, Grover, Yes, Grover!" Grover knew, as he came one more time,
that learning letters and numbers just wasn't going to cut it anymore.
At about this time, Bert and Ernie stopped by Maria's. They were
going to go miniature golfing. But when they saw the vicious fucking
on the couch, they knew that they were staying right there. They
quickly stripped, and Bert fucked Ernie's ass so hard that Ernie
screamed. Bert bucked back and forth like a kid on a rocking horse,
and held on to Ernie by Ernie's own cock.
Of course, by this time, Grover and Maria were aware that they had
company. They watched the pair butt fuck, becoming aroused
themselves; then they decided that they wanted to join in. After Bert
had climaxed, Maria shoved Ernie onto his back, and straddled him.
She began rubbing her fuzzy mound, just to tease Ernie; he cried out
for her to stop. She then took his swollen member in her hand, and
guided it gently into her soaking wet pussy. She began to move up and
down; she became so aroused that vaginal juices were dripping down
from her pussy onto Ernie's pubic region. Before Ernie could come,
she pulled herself up off him; and then, without a word of
explanation, turned around, and sat down on his cock with her back
facing him. She leaned forwards, as if to touch her toes, and Ernie
was amazed at how deep he could penetrate her in this position.
Regions of Maria never touched before by muppet dick were now being
slammed again and again by the furious force of Ernie's dick. He
finally came, great bursts of white hot jizzum swimming through her
inner recesses like a school of fish. She moaned in ecstasy, knowing
that muppets make the best lovers. All this time, don't think for a
minute that Grover and Bert were idle. Janice, from the muppet show,
had stopped by; and God knows Janice never misses an opportunity for a
good fuck. She had stripped within seconds, and lay down on the floor
with her legs spread far apart. Bert knelt down in front of her, and
shoved his massive cock into her tight hot pussy. Janice cried for
Grover, and he crammed his dick into her eager mouth. Janice was
having a fine time, let me tell you! She hungrily ate up Grover's
dick, and deep-throated it, quite an accomplishment when you take its
size into account. With one hand, she rubbed and fondled Grover's
balls. With the other, she assisted Bert, spreading apart her pussy
lips, and guiding him in as efficiently as possible. Soon, Bert
came, in a furious thunderclap of semen; and just as she felt his
burning love course through her, Grover's dick spurted in her mouth,
the delicious elixer trickling down her thirsty throat. Before long,
Maria and the muppet's energy were spent. They had had a fine time,
and Grover had learned a lot about women. Grover's sexual knowledge
before was minimal; Cookie Monster had once tried to explain
masturbation to him, but a strange look in his eyes had frightened
Grover away. The count insisted that sucking blood was only one
thing you could suck, and certainly not the best thing. And when the
big purple two-headed monster tried to show Grover that it actually
had four heads, he ran away screaming. But now Grover knew about the
intimate parts of women very well. Some questions remained unanswered,
however; questions that he knew may never be answered.
1.Why is Oscar so grouchy all the time? Does it have anything to do
with Elmo?
2.What sex is Big Bird, anyhow?
3.How big is the snuffolafagus?
4.Where is Kermit's pecker? He doesn't seem to have one at all.
5.Is that really Gonzo's nose?
6.Why is Miss Piggy such a bitch all the time? (refer to #4)
7.Why are there so many little kids always running around?
8.What do the "Pigs in Space" do for fun? Do they all share Miss
Piggy?
9.Are those two old guys in the balcony gay or something?
10.How come there are no Native American muppets?
11.What does Mr. Rogers do all day in that big house of his?
The day had drawn to a close, and the five of them decided to get
a bite to eat. They went to a local deli for some peanut butter
sandwiches. On the way there, the five discussed their feelings and
concerns, and how the next time could be more satisfactory for all
involved. After their meal, they all joined in a rousing chorus of
"rubber ducky." Bert suggested the number of the day be "69," and
they all laughed. All around, a good time was had by all, and a
feeling of fellowship drifted over Sesame Street that night.
--Thanks Hilary!
