Sophisticated City Living ... Next to a noisy bar.
Old World Charm ... Has some woodwork, needs cleaning.
Contemporary Feeling ... Has no woodwork, needs cleaning.
Close to Lakes ... Impossible to park on street from April to October.
Picturesque setting ... Abandoned cards and waist-high weeds on neighbors lots.
Wide Open Floor Plan ... Previous owner removed supporting walls.
Updated Kitchen ... Sink no longer overflows.
Security System ... Neighbor has dog.
Needs TLC ... Major structural damage.
Motiviated Seller ... Been on market for 14 years.
Convenient ... Next to freeway onramp.
Mint condition ... Spilled mouthwash on floor.
Move-in condition ... Front door missing.
Cozy ... No room bigger than 9' by 6'.
Light, Open spaces ... Many holes in walls.
Outstanding ... Sticks out like a sore thumb.