Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
No Matter Where you Go, There You Are.
Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS.
I'm From the Government.  I'm Here to Help You.
Old Skiers Never Die.  They Just Go Downhill.
Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch.
My Mother was a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips.
If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range.
"Help Stamp Out Bumper Stickers".