Beer:
I don't need
any  bottles,
even cans of
beer to enjoy
myself.   And
I'm tired of the
after-effects of
drinking too much
especially over the now
finished year 2000 festive
period. And, if I'm being a
little more honest, I haven't
 the  usually-accepted  figure
for it. No, I need a selection
of  good,  single malt  Scotch
whiskies to become fitter, and
here I drone on awhile, witty,
sophisticated,   good  looking,
intelligent,  and  of  course  a
babe magnet.  This,  opposed
to being simply an *ordinary*
babe magnet ... in my dreams.
But,  the  least  said about that
for  now,  the  better,  eh?!

:o)