| Team Name | Player |
|---|---|
| Ram-a Lamba Ding Dong | Willis McGahee |
| Philly Bulls | Deuce McAllister |
| Buzzards | Edgerrin James |
| Philadelphia Soft Pretzels | Daunte Culpepper |
| Allegheny Arsenal | Kevin Jones |
| Mac Daddies | Shaun Alexander |
| Bret's Bombers | Priest Holmes |
| Hatfield Dirty Birds | Tiki Barber |
| B-B-B-Bob | Peyton Manning |
| NE Philadelphia Independence | LaDainian Tomlinson |