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K3H Mismanagement
K3H Hash Trash
What is the Hash?
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K3H Hash Trash: Monday 5th February 2007
There we were standing
in the parking area close by the Car Wash at the back of Molapo Crossing
Shopping Centre when Him upstairs caste His eye on a motley crew
gathered under the blazing sun and says to Himself – “them there be part of
the great unwashed – time to clean them up and give them a shower!” And
so it came to pass that a dark cloud did form and a deluge did descend upon
the Hash, but not upon any other part of the city of Gaborone. And the Hash – did they
flinch from this subtle hint from above – no they did not – but rather did
they disport themselves as ones who had not seen water in aeons and didst
laugh insanely and gambol in the heavenly shower. In due course the sun
came out again and the pack departed on a mythical run. The Hare went
one way and the pack the other. The error was eventually corrected as
the trail circled Molapo Xing and on-down to into the Shiggy Pit.
BRAHMIN was heard complaining about the excess of S.H.1.* which apparently
she was obliged to endure as a normal daily hazard – SECOND COMING expressed
envy at the opportunity for such wondrous employment until it was explained
that it involved having twins – interest immediately waned. Once
through the Shiggy Pit the trail ran on and on and on o’er boulder and
through briars, along the Western Bypass, through mud (Shurely shome
mishtake. Ed.) and o’er vast distances until the Beer reappeared. Which was
more than could be said for MRS BUCKET, SUZY Q, THE SHEPHERD, GLUG-GLUG and
TRAVELWISE, who had chickened out on the Shiggy Pit and had entered the
portals of the DROS for a swift one – or several if SUZY Q’s performance in
the circle was anything to go by.
Two virgins (JC and
Natasha) were welcomed into the Hash and a returnee in the form of the
venerable Simon Whinney was welcomed back. Sins were atoned for,
particularly THE SHEPHERD who was fined for answering a call of nature on the
previous week’s run and in the process losing the Pack.
Conclusion
– a good evening’s exercise and we will have to wait for another day to
experience the cerebral challenges of the White House HHH signage.
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