News    Squad    Results    Fixtures    Opinion    Standings    Links Reek of the Week    Guestbook    Multimedia   Noarlunga United   Reek of the Week   4. The English Press     Yes, thanks to them Newcastle have lost, well, not the best manager, but the coolest manager in the Premier League. In his resignation statement Ruud Gullit said that one of the main reasons for his departure were the press's constant interference with his private life.     ''During the last year I have had reporters, photographers constantly around my home in Newcastle, people following me when I go to eat, go out, go to the cinema, but the worst part is that they have been harassing my family in Holland and that for me was the limit. I cannot see the point why my family has to suffer for my profession. For me my family always comes first and therefore I took this decision to resign."    Ruud Gullit might not have had the best record as a manager, but one thing he did have was the reputation to lure players from all over the continent. A lot of foreigners when they arrive at St. James' cite one of the main reasons of coming to Newcastle is that they get to play under Ruud Gullit.     So, congratulations to The Sun, The Daily Telegraph, and The Daily Wanker for bringing to the end the reign of the coolest manager in the Premiership.