| Name | Mr. D | |||||
| Teamname | Chris Gayle Is An Effing Donkey | |||||
| Runs | Catches/Stumpings | Wickets | Trump | Total | ||
| Australia | R Ponting | 51 | 0 | 0 | 51 | |
| Bangladesh | Khaled Mahmud | 34 | 0 | 0 | 34 | |
| England | A Flintoff | 129 | 0 | 9 | Trump | 618 |
| India | R Dravid | 97 | 3 | 0 | 112 | |
| Kenya | Steve Tikolo | 2 | 1 | 1 | 27 | |
| New Zealand | B McCullum | 47 | 2 | 0 | 57 | |
| Pakistan | Shoaib Malik | 22 | 2 | 4 | 112 | |
| South Africa | S Pollock | 13 | 0 | 3 | 73 | |
| Sri Lanka | C Vaas | 0 | 0 | 3 | 60 | |
| USA | Nasir Javed | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | |
| West Indies | R Sarwan | 166 | 1 | 0 | 171 | |
| Zimbabwe | T Taibu | 56 | 3 | 0 | 71 | |
| Total | 1388 | |||||