Now when you think of the new millennium, you think of an event so gigantic, that it changes the course of history. You think of the dawning of a new era. In this case, the dawning of a new era in the WWF. ("Rocky" chant starts) Thank you! Thank you! A new era is what this once proud and profitable company sorely needs! What was once a captivating, trend setting program has now deteriorated into a cliched...let's be honest, boring snoozefest that is in dire need of a knight in shining armor, and that's why I'm here! Chris Jericho has come to save the WWF!

Now let's go over the facts. Television ratings: downward spiral. Pay per view buyrates: plummeting. Mainstream acceptance: non-existent. And reactions of the live crowd: complete and utter silence! And I know why you're silent! You're silent because you're embarrassed to be here, and quite honestly, I'm embarrassed for you. And the reason why you're embarrassed is because of the steady stream of uninteresting, untalented, mediocre sports entertainers who you're forced to cheer for and care for! No wonder you're not cheering! You could care less about every single idiot in that dressing room and especially this idiot in the center of the ring.