Could this be? Two...count 'em TWO columns in a row? Start the parade and throw the confetti. Hell, don't get used to it or anything. And how come you all don't mark out for me like you used to? Am I going to have to go back to personal attacks or what? Ah, hell with it. Read this column if you want....ain't no hair off my back. Lets get this started.
I'm sure we've all heard that imitation is the sincerist form of flattery. I bet the guy that said that got beat up a lot. Copying something that someone else does may work in high school but not real life. If that old saying does hold true, wouldn't Brad Armstrong have been put on a pedastal for his 'Buzzkill' character? I really wonder what his brother thought of that. He should have been flattered, right? Something tells me he wasn't.
This brings me to the top team in the IAWA. A couple of southern guys that people enlist to help them in time of need. And the team name is three initials? Southern Whoop Ass. SWA.I must admit that everytime I say that name, I have to smile. Gotta give points for that name. But I'm just wondering which one is supposed to be Bradshaw is which one is supposed to be Farrooq.
I mean, come on, do you think you're really fooling anybody? This is what's wrong with this federation. No originality. And what original ideas these guys do have sounds like rejected scripts from a bad made for cable horror movie. Yeah, I'm talking about the Deuce Diablos. Just looking at those freaks makes me want to puke. Resurrected demons or some nonsense like that? yeah...way to go.... Okay, I'm tired, columns over. So sue me if the creative juices aren't flowing.
This is the Masked Marauder.
